In response Sergeant Matsudera simply pointed to their front with her right index finger where the Americans saw another running mob of girls and women crossing before their conveyance.
"Another mob chase?"
Tezuka nodded. "We were afraid of this." He said as they waited for the procession to pass, this one composed of girls as young as twelve years old chasing a young man with glasses who was running and dodging all he was worth.
Jack said a silent prayer in sympathy for the poor bastard. 'Better him than me though.' He thought to himself.
"Afraid of what?" Daniel asked the Japanese lieutenant.
"Well, these mob chases only occurred occasionally before the outbreak but with girls and women being more emotional and all..." Tezuka let his voice trail off as he shrugged.
"Ah, I see." Dr. Frazier answered
"See what?" Jack asked.
"Another mob chase, over there." Daniel pointed down another avenue where they saw females brandishing various blunt and not-so-blunt instruments pursuing what looked liked a gnome carrying a large bag heading directly towards them.
"Hotcha!" cried Happosai as he dived through the window opened by Sam to get a better look when the old lecher spotted the curvaceous foreign catwoman.
The limo shook from side to side and bounced a couple of times before a madly cackling Happosai exited, leaving three well-groped, well-fondled and completely outraged women.
"He dies!"
Before their male companions could react the three transformed women had joined the chase after the Grandmaster of Anything Goes martial arts grabbing whatever weaponry was at hand.
"Um, what just happened?" Daniel asked after he finally recovered enough from his surprise.
Tezuka smiled weakly as he scratched the back of his head. "Uh, hehe. Welcome to Japan?" He just knew he was going to get his ass chewed off back at headquarters.
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