She’d been walking down the street, lost, and looking for a girl to ask directions. She’d given up asking guys. They only wanted to direct her to the nearest love hotel, or their place. She’d spotted a dark-haired girl staring in the window of a sporting goods store and had approached. her to ask. “Pardon me, do you know the way to the Tendo dojo?”
Which is when Kodachi Kuno turned around, found herself staring straight into Ryo-chan’s cleavage, had run her eyes up and down the blonde’s body, and had promptly whipped out her gymnastic ribbon.
“You trollop! How dare you throw your fat carcass at my beloved Ranma-sama! I’ll teach you to respect your betters!”
Ryo-chan’s reflexes had moved her away from the angry girl, but not before her ribbon had sliced open her shirt. Clutching the garment to her chest, she’d made a break for it. One minute later she’d turned a corner, and bowled over the three crazy girls dressed as sodas. They had quickly joined the chase, one of them shouting something about saving the world from the evil Genom.
For once Ryo-chan’s pathetic sense of direction had served her well. There was no way her pursuers could predict her path when she didn’t know where she was going. She’d managed to get far enough ahead to duck behind her current hiding place, and now she crouched there while Kodachi and the three nut jobs prowled around on the other side.
“Begone. Go peddle your common beverages somewhere else!” Kodachi ordered in an autocratic voice.
“Stuff it, sister!” Prissy retorted. “In fact, wave those ribbons in my face one more time and I’ll do it for you.”
“As if I would have reason to fear someone who hides their body behind such costumes. I shudder to imagine what you must look like.”
“Why you . . .”
“Hold it, Prissy,” the voice of Silly ordered. Her next remark was directed at Kodachi. “These are prototypes. Our true costumes are back in the shop. And one extra. I like the way you handle that ribbon. I think you’d like our spare battle suit.”
“I? You must be delusional. Do you think, Kodachi Kuno would demean herself in such a manner.”
“You have to be joking, Silly? This little schoolgirl? She doesn’t have what it takes. She’d be crying for her daddy in five minutes if you stuck her in the stimulater.”
“You commoner! You would be fortunate to have Kodachi Kuno as part of your pathetic enterprise. Something that will never happen.”
“Don’t be so quick,” Silly said in a conciliatory voice. “We have a common foe, the big breasted Amazon.”
“That, slut! She has designs on my beloved Ranma-sama. It does not surprise me to know that there are other’s she has crossed.
“So, come, talk with us. Let me show you what we have to offer. I promise you won’t be disappointed. ”
“Give it up, Silly. Little Miss high and mighty isn’t going to buy your line.”
“Very well, the coward has escaped me for now. I see no problem with talking if it will lead to my vengeance on that blonde bimbo.
Ryo-chan waited a very long time after the alley was silent before emerging.
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