Usagi Tsukino was currently crying her eyes out in her bedroom. After waking up in the Crown Arcade's backroom with Motoki, she had ran away and returned home, not noticing her parents reliving their honeymoon, and locked herself up in her room. Luna had been thrown out and the moon cat was still wondering what brought this on...
Sailor Moon was in despair. She loved Mamoru with all her heart and she had betrayed him with one of his best male friends ! Someone who was taken with his girlfriend studying abroad. Sure, even when she was officially with Mamoru, that hadn't kept her from ogling other cute boys but this...
She had been a virgin and intended to stay that way until her wedding with her prince. But she had been ill yesterday and she had been so hot and bothered... Motoki had been there to help her and they had drowned in the pleasures of the flesh. And it had been so damn GOOD. Maybe it was the worst part. She felt even more guilty because she had liked it and a tiny part of her hungered for more.
"Oh, Mamo-chan... Will you forgive me ?" No one answered her and so the moon princess' tears flowed again.
*****
Ami Mizuno was at her computer juku class when the lemon flu struck Juuban. All the classes had degenerated into orgies. She tried to escape and warn the others, surely this was the work of a monster, but her self-control vanished when she bumped into an attractive boy who was running away himself. They had found a deserted classroom and they fucked the whole day and a good part of the night. Ami's frustrations and teenage hormones had made her a very enthusiastic partner.
They had woken up at the same time and were having a blushing and staring contest.
"Umm... hehe... Oh dear... this is so awkward..." Ami fidgeted, not knowing what to do "I'm Ami Mizuno. Pleased to meet you, despite the circumstances"
The boy stood and put his glasses back on "I'm Kazuya Saotome. Sorry about this..." It was a good thing that May and the cyber-dolls hadn't yet arrived in his life in this timeline or he would have had worse problems.
*****
As for Rei Hino, she had stayed at home, bedridden and alone. Her grandfather and Yuuichiro had left for some errands. The pressure had mounted, leaving her ready to explode, jump out of bed and hunt for a man. That's when she heard footsteps in the courtyard. A quick check revealed it was a cute boy her age. She acted swiftly.
Subaru Sumeragi, onmyojutsu master and exorcist, had come at the Hikawa shrine to pay his respects and perhaps find information on the many supernatural happenings in juuban. The monster and magical girls sightings had bothered many highly placed people who paid him to investigate.
He didn't expect to be glomped by a girl, dragged inside the temple and getting a crash course in heterosexuality courtesy of a horny miko. The virus' mating imperative overrode his homosexual leanings quite quickly however and he became as willing and eager as Rei. They were still sleeping but that wouldn't last forever...
*****
Makoto Kino woke up in an unfamiliar room. She felt tired, sore and had a pounding headache. She remembered going to watch a martial arts tournament. She had managed to slip in backstage to ask for autographs... And she had met a fighter down with the flu who accepted to talk with her a little while... and then... and then...
*twitch* *blush* "Oh... my... God !" Makoto turned her head and found a sleeping Kyo Kusanagi.
*****
Yesterday, Minako Aino was walking in the streets when she saw what could only be a youma and his two human slaves steal feminine underwear, crash through walls and endangering innocents. She quickly transformed into Sailor V (she was feeling nostalgic today) and launched in pursuit. They escaped her in spite of all her efforts and the only thing she got out of this was the damn flu ! *sniffle* This couldn't get any worse...
"Sailor V ! At last I've caught you !" Minako winced. What was it this time ? She turned to face the one who called her and recognized an old acquaintance. It was Toshio Wakagi of the Juuban police department. He had always been convinced she was a dangerous vigilante and dedicated himself to her capture. Funny, she didn't remember him being so sexy before...
"Sailor V ! *Achoo!* You... can't escape... this time ! At last, I can..." He was flushed and a little tongue-tied, Sailor V had grown quite a bit since her last appearance. Those long, bare legs, her heaving chest and her sparkling eyes... Thoughts of arrest were replaced with more base instincts.
Sailor V wasn't much better. Years of frustrations at her inability to get a boyfriend because of that stupid curse plus the Lemon flu were gnawing at her. Love or Duty ? Well, screw Duty ! There was a handsome man right there for the picking. It was high time the senshi of Love got some !
Minako walked up to stand in front of him, nose to nose "Wakagi-san... Shut up and kiss me !" The policeman complied and soon the two former rivals weren't thinking anymore. They madly dashed to the nearest Love hotel and Minako discovered the practicality of wishing her sailor fuku away with a thought. She also found out she was a screamer.
*****
Since Hotaru's physical age was currently around ten years old, the Lemon flu didn't infect her. She was still sleeping blissfully, unknowing of the changes that would soon sweep over the outer senshis' household.
Meanwhile Michiru and Mamoru were trying to find a solution to their 'little' predicament.
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