Gambit stared blankly at the small blue figure on the table for a moment before answering absently, “When we start accepting Smurfs in t’ee Acolytes?”
A rumbling growl emanated from the small blue figure, that had been savagely devouring a turkey leg moments before. Normally one would assume that no smurf, no matter how savage, could be considered terrifying. One would quickly change their tune upon finding this particular smurf growling at them. Even the pansy white footie pants and hat did little to dispel the air of menace that Sabersmurf was radiating.
“Die!”
Despite his surprise Gambit’s reflexes were quick enough to avoid Sabersmurf’s initial leap, but Sabersmurf’s rebound off the wall took him by complete surprise.
“OOOOFFF!!!”
Colossus shrugged and scooted his chair back, as the two rolled underneath the table, an assortment of curses and smurfes floating up through the table.
Grabbing a turkey leg Colossus began to make inroads in the turkey supply. He’d seen the two go at it before and with Sabertooth… smurfed, he was less worried then usual about how Gambit would do.
Ranko giggled and blushed as Wanda whispered something in her ear.
Wanda yawned in an exaggerated manner, “I think it’s time for us to go to bed.”
Magneto opened her mouth to say something, but the White Queen whispered something in her ear that froze her to the spot with her mouth hanging open.
Ranma wasn’t sure what the White Queen had whispered, but Magneto was turning a bright red so it was probably something similar to what Wanda had suggested.
Normally Ranma would have been worried about what Wanda had planned, but it appeared that his luck had changed. He hadn’t been malletted or called a pervert since he had arrived and Wanda had plenty of reasons to do both.
Wanda wrapped her arm around the blushing redhead and led her from the table before Magneto could open her mouth, or rather close it since she was still sitting with her mouth open and face a bright red.
Slipping off Magneto’s lap, Emma kissed the side of her neck and giggled as she slipped out of the room.
Magneto closed her mouth and absently lifted her feet as Gambit and Sabersmurf rolled past.
Slamming his staff against Sabersmurf’s head, Gambit managed to stun him long enough to fling his diminutive form into the hall and slam the door shut. A regular thumping noise, along with tiny fist sized dents in the steel, let Gambit know that Sabersmurf’s quest to tear out Gambit’s jugular vein was just beginning.
Panting he collapsed on a chair and guzzled down a glass of water, “So what did Gambit miss?”
****
The White Queen had slipped into something a little more comfortable and a lot less concealing. It looked like lingerie made out of dental floss, of course the reason for that was because it was lingerie made out of dental floss (Happosai’s latest creation for the man who likes to floss after he eats. Available in mint as well as plain).
Fluffing the pillows on Magneto’s bed she positioned herself for best effect and waited for her darling to arrive. Victoria’s Secret’s Happy Lingerie line had never failed to get her what she wanted and what she wanted was a certain silver haired C-cup, who was wonderfully bashful.
The lights were turned down low and Barry White was playing on the stereo as she waited for her prey partner to arrive.
Lets tune in on…
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