How to Tame an Amazon-Wu: Mistaken Identity! [Episode 143441]

by Wyrm

"Hey! Check out that Amazon-Wu!" commented a Tamer as the figure passed.

The Tamer's companion, also a Tamer, added his own commentary. "Kinda flatchested for an Amazon-Wu, but pretty. Especially with that red hair. Shame about the scar, though."

"You think she's been Tamed yet?" asked Tamer #1.

Tamer #2 stared at the receding figure, the sheathed sword bouncing against the hip. "Nah, she can't be!" Tamer #2 said firmly. "She doesn't walk with any kind of purpose. Not like she's running an errand for her Tamer. She's not spoken for yet, so—"

"DIBS!"

"—DIBS! Shit!"

It had been easy to catch up to the figure, as it walked along at a measured, leisurely pace. The two Tamers skidded in front of the figure. Tamer #1, who called dibs on the PokéGirl, stood in a pose and announced his intentions.

"Hold it, Amazon-Wu! I'm Cheech, and this is Chong, and we are Team Bong!" announced the first Tamer. "Prepare to be beaten and Tamed, PokéGirl!"

"Oro?" chirped one Himura Kenshin, blinking rapidly. Himura Kenshin had been mistaken for the female persuasion often enough, but never before had he a problem being mistaken for a non-human being prior to entry into this world. As it turned out, this Himura Kenshin…

• …has absolutely NO CLUE what was going on…
• …but that doesn't prevent him from unloading Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryuu on these Tamers' asses.
  "LOOKS LIKE TEAM BONG IS LIGHTING UP AGAIN!" shouted Cheech as he and Chong were sent to space on a giant smoking bong.
  (Where the giant bong came from, your guess is as good as mine!)
• …has some idea what was going on from the native version's merged memories…
• … Not only that, but he had to return to the Kamiya Breeding Center to check up on Kaoru-dono.
• …is in the body of an Amazon-Wu PokéGirl, and didn't like the sound of being Tamed. Looks like someone messed up on the fusion settings. Time for him (her) to fight for his (her) freedom and virginity!
• …says, "Oro!" again and does something else.

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(Posted Sun, 26 Jun 2005 05:48)

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