PokéKits: The Adventure Begins! WE MEAN IT! (LIME) [Episode 144363]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

“Okay, Ranma Sextome, Level 5 Tamer of Phallus Town...” Stroaks said as he looked the young pigtailed man over. “Do you have your PokéDex?”

“Check,” Ranma said as he held up the PokéGirl Dictionary/GPS/License/Etc.

“PokéBelt with six complimentary PokéBalls?" Professor Stroaks asked.

Taking a moment to count the number of red and white spheres on the bandoleer he was given, the pigtailed Tamer said, “Check!”

“Jahana Corp PokéWorks Backpack with camping supplies?” Stroaks asked.

“Check,” Ranma said as he wiggled the heavy thing a little. His mother had really overloaded the thing.

“Money?” Stroaks asked.

Ranma grinned. His mother had been so kind to advance him twenty-five thousand SLC. “CHECK!”

“PokéKits?” Mahogany inquired.

“Mew!” Came the simultaneous cry from Tigress and Panthress at either side of Ranma.

“Well,” Professor Stroaks started, “Then, as PokéGirl Researcher of the highest caliber, and your sponsor, I must say that-”

“OH SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET THEM GET GOING ALREADY!” The Vaporita shouted out to her master. “He’s been ready and raring to go as soon as last week! Just skip the motivational speech and let him get off on his damn journey already!”

“Er... Okay, okay...” Professor Stroaks said as he straightened out his lab-coat, which had gotten a little disheveled from the force of his Alpha Pokégirl’s shout.

Ranko giggled, she just thought that the Vaporita wanted to spend more time with her master. Well, that, and she probably wanted to get rid of them by now.

Coughing into his hand to clear his throat, the PokéGirl Researcher looked at Ranma. “You make us proud, okay, Ranma? You take your PokéKits out into the world and become the GREATEST PokéGirl Tamer of all time! Prove to the world that Phallus Town CAN make excellent Tamers as you reach such heights as to attain the Status of Harem Master and-”

“I SAID NO MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES!” The Vaporita yelled.

“EEP! Go, go already! LEAVE! VAMOOSE! SHOO, SHOO!” Stroaks said, motioning for Ranma to leave. Ranma idly noticed a small shout of, ‘Stroaks! I Screw You’ before he fell forward like a sack of bricks.

Ranma sweat-dropped as Stroaks was hit in the back of the head with a ceramic mug, (which was actually made out of some tough stuff that didn’t break since this seemed to happen often) and hit the ground face-first. “I... Get the idea, Professor. We’ll be fine, I promise.” He looked at Ranko and Hotaru, smiling. “Won’t we, girls?”

“Of course, Master...” Hotaru said rather shyly, dressed in a rather cute green checkered skirt and red blazer she was given.

“YOU BET!” Ranko cheered. “We’ll beat all the Gyms in no-time flat!”

Ranma smiled and patted both their backs, rubbing them lightly. “Okay, wanna take off?”

“Yes, Master!” Ranko said excitedly, happy to finally get this show on the road.

“Of course!” Hotaru said with a smile. She was just pleased she had such a kind master who gave her such nice hugs and cuddles.

Ranma smiled and started walking off. He idly wondered why he felt he was forgetting something...

(------)

Back at the Sextome Household...

Nodoka groaned as she lay in the bed. “Son? Where are you?” She called out. Struggling in her shibari, she cried out, “You were supposed to untie me!"

(------)

Ranma shrugged it off. It was probably nothing important.

And so, they were OFF, going through Route 1 with practiced ease, the tall grass waving about on the warm breeze.

It was such a relaxing day...

The Titmice were squeaking...

The breeze whooshed lightly...

The Pidgys were chirping...

The grass was rustling...

And the Kits were...

“Doodle-de-doo-doo! Doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-de-doo-doo! Doodle-de! Doodle-de-doo-doo! DOO-doo-doo! DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOODLE-DEE! DOO-DOO-DOO! DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO!”

...Singing?

“DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOODLE-DEE!" Ranko and Hotaru continued to sing the traditional Tamer’s song as they marched through Route 1 with pride as they traveled at either side of their master.

Ranma twitched. It was nice that they were getting along now, but seriously, that song was getting annoying. “Girls, please? Can you stop?”

“Doodle-de-doo-doo! Doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-de-doo-doo!” The two cat-like pokékits sang happily, seemingly tuning out their master.

Ranma shook his head. “Girls, please?” He asked, trying to keep his voice from getting too loud.

Both the pokékits stopped singing when they heard their master speak up. “What’s wrong, master?” Ranko asked.

“Did we... Do something wrong?” Hotaru asked, already starting to feel guilty.

Ranma shook his head. “Not really. It’s just that singing was getting on my nerves,” He said, rather bluntly.

Both Pokékits looked down then. They couldn’t understand... The theme song was a classic in ANY Tamer’s Harem...

Ranma sighed. “Sorry girls, it’s not something I wanted to listen to all the time,” He said, before stepping ahead, turning around and pulling the kits into a hug.

“Mew!” Both kits mewled happily as they hugged onto either side of their master.

Ranma smiled as they cheered up. “That’s good.” He said, rubbing their backs.

“Purr...” Both pokékits purred happily as they nuzzled against their owner.

“Feeling better?” Ranma asked his little kits seriously.

“Yeah,” Ranko said as she nuzzled into her Master.

“Uh-huh...” Hotaru agreed.

“Good.” Ranma said, cuddling them.

Both pokékits happily purred.

Soon, though, Ranma had to break the hug. They'd gotten, what, maybe a hundred feet from town borders? They needed to make a little more progress in distance before stopping.

The girls pouted, but knew that they had to make progress. So, the girls walked alongside their master, feline eyes shifting and looking around to see if any Wild pokégirls would dare try to jump them...

Ranma smiled and was looking around as well. He needed to make several miles, or at least three, before they stopped to rest. Heck, who knew? They might actually make it to the next town before they had to rest.

“...Mew?” Ranko asked as she tugged at Ranma’s jeans to get his attention.

Ranma stopped. “Hmm? What is it?”

Ranko smiled. “Can we just attack them if they aren’t attacking us?” She really wanted to get some practice.

Ranma sweat-dropped. “Well... Only if you two don’t hurt them too badly,” He said. “Besides, what fun is it to knock them all out?” He asked when she looked a little down.

Once given the okay, Ranko smirked a little. She looked over to Hotaru. “Ready to help me beat up some pokégirls?”

“But...” Hotaru asked softly. “Aren’t they higher levels than us?”

“Yeah, but that’s one of the best ways to level up,” Ranko grinned. “Trust me...”

Ranma and Hotaru sweat dropped as Ranko had an evil glint in her eyes. Why did they suddenly have a baaaaaad feeling about this?

Sadly, Hotaru was still a pushover to her ‘big sister’, so the Panthress slowly nodded her head in agreement. “Okay...”

Grinning, Ranko began sneaking into the patch of tall grass...

Ranma stopped and waited for Ranko, making sure she was within eye-sight.

Hotaru finally followed once she noticed Ranko motion for her to. The Panthress slowly disappeared into the tall grass along with the Tigress.

Ranma was treated to the sounds and sights of squawking, speaking, rowls, and feathers and blades of grass flying above the tall blades of grass.

“Damn, just what are they doing?” The pigtailed PokéKit Tamer asked himself, trying to figure out what was going on in all that mess of tall grass.

The grass was really beginning to rustle as more and more feathers and... Oh dear, tufts of black and orange fur went into the air.

His eyes widening at the sight, Ranma shouted, “Girls! Are you okay!?”

There was more and more squawking and loud rowling that answered Ranma. The sounds of fighting very prevalent.

Ranma winced when he heard flesh smacking flesh. A loud cry of pain followed that. His eyes widened as a flash of light illuminated the grass. “What the?”

Instinct kicked in. Ranma had to duck and roll as a large wave of luminescent BLACK energy shot through the tall blades of grass, and kept on going through a few trees that it mowed down.

Ranma stared at devastation caused by the blast. “Hotaru?” He asked. That was the first thing that popped into his head, since he was pretty sure Ranko hadn’t shown anything like that yet.

It was, amazingly, after the attack that everything had quieted down. Ranma could see his two pokékits now, since that last attack literally incinerated the tall grass. His kits were covered in numerous scratches and their clothes torn all about, at least THIRTY downed Pidgys and Titmice around them. Hotaru was on her butt, her hands cupped forward as it to launch off a chi blast.

Ranma dropped his back pack with a thud and ran up to the girls. “You two okay?" He asked as he ran up to them, looking them over. At least they were still clothed, well, mostly. Ranko’s shirt looked like it was about to fall off at the slightest movement and Hotaru’s skirt wasn’t in much better condition.

“I... I’m fine, Master... But Hotaru...” Ranko managed a smirk as she looked over to the Panthress. “THAT WAS SO COOL!”

“I... It was?” The Panthress asked, unbelieving she did that.

“Uh-huh!” The Tigress nodded her head. “I wanna throw off ki too!”

Slowly, Ranma nodded his head to that. “That’s good,” He said, hugging them. “You two did good... Even if I didn’t see it.” He said, muttering out the last bit.

Of course... Hugging the girls caused their clothing, which was about to fall apart, to come apart instantly.

“MEW!” Both pokékits yelped out instantly as Ranko’s impressive chest was without any covering, and Hotaru’s bottom half was only covered in white panties.

Ranma’s eyes widened, before turning around. “Whoops! Sorry, girls!” He apologized, embarrassed for them. “Just a moment!” Their master said as he ran to the backpack.

Ranko wrapped her arms around her breasts as Hotaru raised her hands down to cover herself as best she could.

Suddenly a shirt and a pair of shorts came flying through the air and landed by the girls’ feet. “Put those on,” Ranma said as he called back to them.

“Mew!” Both responded as they started getting on the new items of clothing their master gave them.

At least the clothing matched the old ones that they were wearing. Though Hotaru’s shorts hugged her body closely. Obviously put in there by Nodoka. Hotaru obviously thought they were tight. She was blushing so hard, you could see both the red from underneath her fur and the panty-lines underneath the shorts.

Ranma blinked as they got closer. “Uh... Sorry, Hotaru... Guess mom put them in there.”

Hotaru nodded her head. “It’s... Okay... Ranko warned me she’s a little... Uh... Enthusiastic about some of the ‘naughtier’ aspects of you being a PokéGirl Tamer...”

Ranma nodded. “Okay. Say, how about, next shop, we get you two some clothes that fit better?”

“Mew!” Both feline pokékits called out happily in agreement.

“Let’s get going, okay?” He asked as he shouldered his pack. The two pokékits were already running out ahead of him, not too far though. Boy, they were such an energetic pair... Even if Hotaru was lagging behind Ranko a step or three...

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(Posted Thu, 14 Jul 2005 14:15)


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