It had been quiet for about twenty minutes, if Jones guessed correctly. He wasn't certain about that; the panda that acted like Genma had snatched his watch.
But Hiko wasn't around, so Jones was reasonably sure he was safe. Relatively speaking. His aura of pimpness was much diminished from his total lack of flair -- all he had on was a pair of boxer shorts. Fate and Destiny intersected while he mused of how to deal with the situation. This musing was interrupted by a deep, synthesized voice, which still managed to bear the angry emotion of Tatsuki Hiko. "JONES!" it roared. "I HAVE COME!"
Jones looked up the street. Large man in ill-fitting pimp-suit.
Jones looked down the street. Car-folded-into-mecha-with-missile-launcher-mounted-on-back.
Pointing at the large man in his own outfit, Jones yelled, "That's him! That's the man who sold my sister!"
Hiko's targeting systems scanned Jones. Considered, briefly, that for all that Jones was slimy, he wasn't stupid enough to run around in his underwear. And the man at the end of the street was certainly dressed in the same clothing that Jones had been dressed in. Surely the half-naked man was only a decoy.
Jones melted into the shadows as Hiko's mecha thundered past, bearing down on Genma with all weapons arrays lighting up simultaneously. "JOOOOOOOOOOONES~!"
For the first time in his life, Genma experienced the terror of being wrongfully accused as Hiko opened fire.
Chuckling to himself, Jones crept into the alley. That could have gone worse.
***
Wow Ranma thought distantly, when Kasumi's tongue began to explore his mouth, that's intense.
Breaking off the kiss, Kasumi giggled, "Why Ranma, I think you just rocked my world!"
He was considering how to reply to that question when he saw a column of smoke and fire shoot upwards from the depths of the city. "Justice, this is," Yoda advised. "Ignore it, you should."
Shrugging, but uncomfortable about parts of the city exploding, Ranma asked, "Can we go inside? It's kind of bright, and I want to take these sunglasses off so I can see you better when we kiss."
"Nice, Ranchan!" Ukyou encouraged. "That's a good compliment!"
"Er?" he managed.
In short order, three young women had dragged Ranma into Kodachi's bedroom. "Now," Kodachi murmured, "we really must see about expanding your wardrobe, Kasumi-chan. I propose that we draw lots. Whoever draws the ... ah ... long one shall enjoy Ranma-sama's gentle attentions."
"Um ... what do second and third place get?" Ukyou asked nervously.
Kodachi smiled. "We shall peruse a catalogue and purchase new clothing without leaving the safety of the home. That way, Ranma-sama shall not worry for our protection."
"Yeah," Ranma mused suddenly. "All my clothes are messed up, so I could use that--"
"We'll order for you," all three women said together.
"Erm," he eeped out nervously.
With that, the three girls drew lots.
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