Somewhere in the deep wilderness of the Japanese landscape, a man by the name of 'Hibiki' was running. This man, a teenager of no more than 18 years, was pushing himself to his limit as he charged through the forest in a desperate attempt to get where he was going.
Where was he going?
He didn't care. As long as it was away from them.
Luckily for Ryoga, he had always kept a solar powered radio on his person. It was a helpful thing to have when one spent most of his time wandering the boondocks of an unknown region. Boredom and loneliness was a horrible plague on the life of the wanderer, and the simple act of listening to a voice that wasn't his own did wonders to keep the insanity at bay.
So, it had come to be that Ryoga had switched on his portable Radio while sedately walking down a dirt road, tuning it in to whatever he could find just to keep him occupied.
It just so happened he tuned into a radio station.
Just as he managed to walk into a small farming community.
Now, under normal circumstances, this was a perfectly ordinary occurrence. Ryoga walked into farming communities all the time. They were good locations to gather supplies and engage in meaningless conversation with the locals. Also, if he was in need of funds, he could usually find an odd job to do.
This time, however, things had gone a little differently than usual.
As Ryoga wandered into the village, he noticed almost immediately the unusual absence of all men.
It had been a particularly hot day, and Ryoga had been walking at a decent pace for several hours. He had removed his shirt quite awhile ago because of the heat, leaving his upper body covered only in a worn tank top that did little to hide the incredibly muscular chest he had, or the way the sweat was glistening from his well formed body.
He was holding in his hands a radio that had just announced to the entire group of women in front of him that 75% of the male population was now dead, and that because of this, any available male could be wed without his consent and to up to five women.
Absolute silence reigned for almost 2 minutes, the only sound coming from the radio announcement that only made the looks Ryoga was getting all the more uncomfortable.
Suddenly, Ryoga really wished he knew where Akari was.
"GET HIM!!!" Ryoga had no idea who shouted it, but in short order he was being bum rushed by a mob of women.
Thus, like a good Hibiki, He got himself really lost, really fast. And so, we return to where we started. Ryoga Hibiki, running for his life through a forest in a mad attempt to get away from all forms of females.
Unfortunately, the forest ended, and Ryoga soon found himself running straight down a city street and past a horde of women.
"Somehow...I just know....Ranma, this is all...your...FAULT!!!!!!"
(Posted Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:06)
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