"Hey, that's the shopping mall!" said Nabiki, pointing at the sight. "Nyaaa! Lookit!"
"What is it, Nyabiki?" Akane asked, deciding the Chun Li outfit was a bit much and pausing on her way back up the stairs. Maybe it was something really wrong?
"Nya! Chanan's Exotique Weaponrie is having a sale!" said Nabiki.
Zip! Akane's tail lashed behind her as she looked. "Oooooh. 15% off blunt weapons."
"STUPID OLD PANDA!" yelled a young man as he fled at high speeds.
"Growf!" said the panicked panda, pointing down an alleyway before taking that turn himself.
"Huh? WAIT!" yelled the young man, turning and sprinting towards the alley.
Left, right, left, straight through the intersection, follow the panda over the fence, across the backyard where young catgirls were sunning themselves...
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Ranma as he somehow managed to nudge his speed up a little.
Various interrogative sounds followed and then the back wall came apart even as the students of the "T&A School For Wayward Catgirls" began movement.
"Growf!" protested a panda. This could be his fault? Why not at all. Couldn't possibly be anything he had done.
"NYAAA!" came a loud call echoing off the walls.
"Ah hah!" said Ranma, grabbing a section of wall and swinging over it.
"You must be Ranma!" declared some middle-aged man with a moustache and long hair. "We were expecting you and your father earlier."
"Hah?" managed Ranma.
"Yes, we were..." a middle-aged catwoman sniffed the air, dropping her naginata. "We were... Just a moment. Dear?"
"It's so good WHAT," said Soun as his leap forward to grab the boy was interrupted by his wife grabbing him. "Wait a moment," was his comment as he was yanked to the stairs. "But that's my good gi," came a token protest amongst the ripping of cloth. "What the -," came his indication of something going on in the master bedroom of the house. "but... oh it can wait."
Ranma scratched his head, not knowing that in addition to getting stoned or soporific - some cat types experienced certain other urges under the influence of catnip. He just knew things had gotten weird around him again.
Three girls exited the home. Two wore kimonos (though one was wearing a maid's cap and the other had a decals of some anime series on her obi) and the second was wearing a Chinese garment that looked fairly familiar.
"Heya," said the cheongsam-wearer, glancing up at an open window. "Uhm..."
"Good afternoon," said the maid cap-wearer, bowing.
The otaku shrugged. "Well, it's been a strange day all around, hmmmm. What's that smell?"
The three girls began sniffing the air.
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