[Episode 147877] [Episode 147877]"Got it!"
As Ranma approached the field-side door of the girl's locker room, it sounded like a pair of panty thieves were in pitched battle with the entire class.
After a few minutes, it stopped, and a cute girl from Ranma's class, whom he hadn't had a chance to talk to, came out carrying the camera.
She was grinning from ear to ear as she handed over the camera, and she blushed as she gave him a thumbs up before running back into the changing room to get ready for class.
As they were waiting for the teacher to start their sports, the girl and a friend of hers walked up to Akane. They were obviously in agreement, but also embarrassed and drawing support from their companion.
They asked Akane if the girls couldn't thank Ranma by inviting him to join them for ice cream after school. They'd already asked several of the girls, and everyone so far agreed to chip in, to buy Ranma some ice cream to say thank you, both for defying the other boys, and because it was such fun.
As Akane knew him best, they wanted her to explain and invite him for them.
While some of the girls wouldn't have minded more, what the girls wanted was an introduction, and a chance to meet Ranma. Since Ranma hadn't joined any clubs, and since he was a bit of a loner, only those closest to Akane had ever spoken to him. All of the girls were universally predisposed towards Ranma as, "He seemed a decent bloke."
And with the hentai horde, decent blokes were in short supply. Those that felt the need for a boyfriend put him on their possible list, those that just wanted a male friend wanted to know more about him. The rest decided he'd be interesting at the very least; after all, he was the water soluble boy!
So emissary Akane, later that afternoon, was sent to invite Ranma to the ice cream shop for a friendly chat.
Ranma frowned. "Pop always said guys didn't eat ice cream in shops like that."
"Your father's an idiot. Guys go with girls to shops like that all the time!" she paused, and added, "Usually it's one guy to one girl, or two pairs, and usually the guy pays; but this is a special case. I bet he just said that to keep you from the ice cream, the big glutton."
"Yeah, that's pop! Ok, sounds like fun. Thanks!"
At the ice cream parlor, one of the girls who had no long term interest in Ranma besides he might become a friend, announced, "Let's hear it for Saotome! Not only willing to stand up to the jerks, but he helped us prank them back!"
There was a chorus of desultory cheers, by people fully in accord, but embarrassed about making a ruckus in public.
Ranma blushed while looking over his very first parfait. Aw, you didn't have ta do all this. I just wanted to get the jerks off my case, and when I thought of it, it seemed to be good for everyone but the jerks.
"Why were they on your case?"
"Well, some of it was 'cause I live with Akane. Those idiots wanted me ta fuel their sick fantasies. The rest saw me disappear, and wanted ta be able to spy on girls."
"How did you disappear?"
"I'd rather not say; it's sort of embarrassing."
"Please? Akane said if we wanted to know, we'd have to ask you."
"It's no good, you'd never believe me."
Suddenly Ranma was hit with the combined force of over a score of pairs of puppy-dog eyes. Realizing his imminent defeat, he bargained. "Ok, Ok. You win. But it’s gotta be somewhere private. I never thought I'd be willing to tell alot of people, especially girls my secret, but I can't do it in public."
Some of the girls near him heard him mumble to himself, "Better the girls than the perverts.
After the ice cream, it was decided to hold "the great revelation" at the dojo. It was large, secluded, and Ranma failed to object strongly. It was more familiar to him, and therefore the least objectionable.
On the way there, Ranma asked Akane, "When we get home, I'm going to make sure there's a change of clothes in the furo and meet you guys in the dojo. Could you get me a cup of water, and splash my old man to show them?"
Being prepared, the arrival of over a score of people was handled in a straightforward manner. Ranma ran off to prepare, while Akane took her classmates to get two glasses of water. One of which, she poured on Genma, who refused to look away from his game of shogi with Soun.
Akane's blase attitude was ideal for blanketing the rising swell of hysteria. She merely promised an explanation out in the dojo.
When Ranma joined them, they explained, "Magic actually does exist. My father and I were in China, where we picked up some magical curses. We didn't believe curses were real, and scoffed at the guide that tried to stop us. 'Course it didn't help that the guy's Japanese was bad, and pop's Chinese was non-existent. We fell into two different magical springs. Whenever we get splashed with cold water, we take the form of whatever drowned there.
"So it WAS the water in the pool that changed you; but you're not water soluble?"
"Yep, cold water temporarily changes me."
"But into what? Were you too small for us to see from the third floor?"
Ranma mumbles, before saying aloud, "Here's where it gets really embarrassing. No one knows how it happened, but a ghost drowned there, I become invisible, and my clothes fall through my body." Ranma blushed.
Someone giggled. Someone else said, "You mean, you're naked, but no one can see you?" Ranma's blush blossomed. He nodded.
A lone voice in the crowd of girls said, "Oh my." eliciting a wave of giggles.
Someone asked, "Can we see?"
"Meiko!"
"I expected I had ta give a demonstration. Not that you'll see much." He nodded to Akane.
When the water hit, he once again became insubstantial, invisible, and female, and his clothes hit the ground.
Actually, turning female, although always an embarrassment for Ranma, might have been less embarrassing than if he had remained male; naked before all of his female classmates, all of whom were trying to see him, and all of whom were now wearing clothes almost completely transparent to Ranma.
At the very least, his arousal was less prominent.
One girl reached out to touch Ranma's chest, but he lightly slapped the back of her hand. "Hey! You're girls, not perverts!" This brought a chorus of laughter, slightly nervous laughter from those thinking impure thoughts about the naked Ranma, but near universal laughter, never the less.
"How do you change back?"
"Um, I'd rather not tell people that. It's bad enough turning naked and invisible in public, can you imagine turning back, visible, but still naked in public?"
A few of the girls had had no aversion to the idea of public nudity if no one could see them. Three of them actually found the idea of walking through class totally naked to be highly arousing, but this changed totally if people would be able to SEE them. To stare, and know it was them.
Suddenly, all of the girls could empathize with the horror of being accidentally or intentionally stripped naked, and displayed in a crowd.
The girls heard Ranma's voice heading to the blank dojo wall nearest the house. "I'm just gonna change back. I'll be right back."
While Ranma headed for the furo, a small argument cropped up in the dojo.
One group believed Ranma might be tempted to use his ability to spy on girls.
Another group was angry that they'd even suggest it. Ranma endured the risk of public exposure of his own body. Surely he has too much empathy to do it to someone else.
Still more were neutral.
And one girl was starting to drool, as she imagined herself masturbating at home with an invisible man watching her. Her efforts turned into a seduction as she silently tried to coax him into joining her.
She imagined finishing playing with her breasts, and her panty-covered slit dampening the fabric. Facing away from her invisible audience, and wiggling her bottom as she removed the last of her clothes. Then climbing onto bed, supported by shoulders and knees; swaying her bottom, as she used her hands to part her folds, only to find her hands replaced by a tongue, and eventually his manhood.
"Yes!" she announced, before coming back to her surroundings.
Luckily her embarrassment was short lived, as Ranma returned fully dressed.
The girls tried to explain to Ranma the argument. Eventually summing it up as, "How can we know you won't use your abilities to spy on girls?"
"That's a difficult question." Ranma wasn't about to tell them about how he already saw them effectively nude. He certainly wasn't going to try to claim familiarity with the female body due to having one part time. "I admit I've seen things I shouldn't have because of this curse. But I've never intentionally used it to spy on people in private." Ranma didn't consider spying on moviegoers who were making out as underhanded; after all, they were in a public place.
One of Ranma's stronger supporters asked, "We know you aren't the type of guy who'd do that," Some of the girls had doubts, but if she insisted strongly enough, maybe they'd be laid to rest. "But you must admit it could be tempting; you are male, after all."
"Ok. I can see the problem. But like I said, I got into all sorts of embarrassing situations involving nudity long before getting here, and they were almost all embarrassing."
Someone toward the back called out "Don't you like looking at naked girls?"
"Hey! I like looking at pretty girls, with or without their clothes on! But more than anything it's embarrassing. Take those jerks back at school. Any one of them would jump to suddenly be naked with a naked girl. They seem ta have this vague image that they'd fall into each other's arms, passionately kiss, and then get lucky. Now let's have a survey on what would really happen. Every one of you decide what the first thing you'd do if you suddenly found yourself naked with a naked boy. Has everyone decided?"
Ranma called out, "Ok, raise your hand if the first thing you'd do is scream!" Over half of the girls raised their hands. Most of the girls were smiling. "Ok, now, raise your hand if your first instinct is to run away!" There was some overlap, but almost half of the girls raised their hands. "Ok, raise your hand it you'd clobber him. That includes hitting him with furniture or kicking him between the legs." Akane and the other two girls who failed to raise their hands previously all raised their hands, to the giggles of the girls.
"Right, now, will all the girls who would jump into the nude guy's arms, swamp him in a passionate kiss, and then let him get lucky raise their hands!" All the girls burst into laughter. Ya see? The jerks wanna try that because they have this twisted idea what would happen. What really happens is really embarrassing, even if the girl didn't know I was there, and I left."
"What's the most embarrassing thing you've seen while invisible?"
"It must be the couples making out. I seem to come across them all the time! It's like I'm some kinda weird magnet now. I never used to bump into them so often, but now it seems like they're everywhere. And do ya have any idea how embarrassing it is ta rescue someone from some guy who's trying to use force, only ta find out she was acting, and they always do it like that?"
Ranma's expression of mortally wounded dignity has everyone snickering. "All these things happened in public?"
"Gah. The way people behave in public, I don't dare go near private homes."
"Yeah, I heard an army of horny female ninjas attacked Koisukebe Park!"
"I bet they were all just cross-dressers. There couldn't be that many female perverts. The way they threw policemen around? Akane's the only girl strong enough for that. They must have been brutish boy transvestites."
Ranma asked, "Did the ninjas attack the police with weapons? There was a squad of insane teenage girl martial artists after pop, but we think we lost them in China."
"No, these were unarmed, wearing matching dogi with accessories, and relied on throws."
"Oh, good. Nothing to do with us then."
Unfortunately it all goes spectacularly wrong in the incident known as "Akane and the lewd lesbian library-paste lunch"
They still want to date a female martial artist, since they're strong, great shape, tight buns, and violent so they know they're all screamers. But this time they plan to chase after ones that will return their affection; girls that would appreciate their horniness. They plan to find and date the horde of martial arts peeping toms that terrorized Koisukebe Park.
After all, rumor decided they all had huge breasts, and no public nudity taboo. Akane's flight wearing only a broken bra for a top had evolved into a story involving even more nudity. Apparently they believe she preferred to wrestle two men at once wearing only a single piece of cloth tied with a slip knot as a mask, preferring to smother her targets with her ample bosom. And whomever eventually removed her mask in battle would be given her virginity right afterwards, with his partner pleasuring her from behind.
Only the hentai horde believed this rumor; but because of this, they are much keener on tracking down Akane than the police are.
Now she's not only regretting past choices, but also feeling lonely and unlovable.
Unfortunately his love life is stymied when Soun refuses to purchase a male panda, the one at the zoo is female, and Genma feels that the other bears are beneath his social station.
Whenever he's a human male around other human males, he loudly and continuously complains how small human's penises are; with visual aides if he isn't stopped. All the while bemoaning how hard it was to find a good hard panda cock, while he pages through a catalogue of monstrously huge double-ended dildos, and eyes the Tendo daughters speculatively.
On second thought, let’s make it Something Else
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