Cologne glared at Nabiki. "You should not fall asleep in the middle of class!"
Nabiki groaned. "Please say it's not more Chinese Amazon Sex Education..." Nabiki let out a sharp meow of pain as Cologne bopped her on the head again.
"For your information Miss Tendo, we are going over Chinese Amazon Algebra!" Turning back to the board, Cologne continued her lecture. "Now, if you are faced by twelve Memebers of he Musk Dynasty, specifically three Monkey-men and nine Tiger-men, and you kill off one of the Monkey-men and two of the Tiger-men, how many opponents do you still have to face?"
Shampoo raised what was left of her right arm at the moment. Though she could not see a the moment, she had at least gained her hearing again. "Nine opponent great-grandmother. Two Moneky-men and seven of the Tiger-men!"
"Very good Shampoo." Now, if you then divide the number by one Phoenix Warrior, the number goes down two, because a Pheonix can deal with Monkey-Men no problem, but can have trouble with more than five Tiger-men of the Musk, since..."
Nabiki dropped her head onto her desk again. She groaned as she wondered why everything the Amazons did have to do with battle ot weird sexual practices.
Yuka, whom was sitting behind and to the right of Nabiki's desk sighed. She could see a little bit of Nabiki's panties sticking up from above her skirt, and it was making her feel funny.
Ukyo sat at her desk and paid attention. It was the only thing she COULD do at the moment, as she still had to wait for her legs to regenerate before she could go anywhere.
Nuku Nuku 'ooh'ed and 'ahh'ed at all the pretty frawings that Cologne was puttin on the board in chalk. She idly wondered if the nice, wrinkly teacher would let her have fun with the chalk when she was done with it.
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At the roof of Furinkan High School, an interesting scene took place. What was nothing turned into a flash of light as a small spark appeared from out of nowhere. Then the flash became so bright that nothing could be seen. When the light wore down in intensity, one could see that three familiar figures were standing on the roof of Furinkan High School. Ranma Saotome-Diggers, and his wives Brianna and Sheila.
Ranma was in human form, and wearing one of his usual Chinese silk outfits. He looked down at the courtyard. He could see that people were gathering outside for lunch. "You know, you two didn't have to come with me. Nerima can become a difficult place to deal with."
Sheila, (in hybrid form) shook her head. "No way were we going to let you go alone Ranma. We're your wives, and we'll stand up or you!"
"Besides," Brianna started, "We can't let you pick out the furniture for our new home by yourself! You have horrible fashion sense, and a pretty bad taste for decor."
Ranma sweat-dropped. "Well, I never said I was one for fashion." It was then Ranma jumped off teh side of the building, ready to get out into Nerima.
Brianna sighed. "I hate it when he risks his life." And she jumped after him.
Sheila sighed and spoke to herself. "I don't know who the biggest fool among us is? Ranma for jumping, Brianna for following, or me for not taking the stairs."
And with that, Sheila jumped off teh side after her husband and 'wife'.
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(Posted Sun, 08 Dec 2002 18:35)
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