Negima! Curse of the Hentainomicon: What the Ermine Saw (LEMON) [Episode 151396]

by (The Looney Tune-y) Robster80





















The class of 3-A was slightly shocked to see Takahata-sensei enter the classroom and stand before the desk. Konoka followed him as far as through the door and then took her seat.

“Well,” Takahata said, “this brings back some memories.”

Suddenly, a hand shot up. No one was surprised to find the hand belonged to Ayaka. “Takahata-sensei? Where is Negi-sensei?”

“And Asuna?” added Setsuna.

“I’m afraid Negi’s come down with a bug, or so Konoka’s told the Headmaster and me. As for Asuna, she’s skipping class to look after the poor boy-.”

This caused an uproar from several students, especially Ayaka.

“She’s so lucky!”

“And she said she hates kids.”

“I could have stayed with him if somebody had asked me to.”

“Why not Ako? She’s the nurse’s aid.”

“Asuna couldn’t nurse a baby monkey!” Ayaka then shot up from her desk and headed for the door. “I will gladly relieve her and look after Negi-sensei myself.”

“Freeze right there!”

The sudden stern tone in Takahata-sensei’s voice made Ayaka stop dead in her tracks. Slowly, she turned to look at him as he then said to her “Negi has a fever and what he needs is plenty of rest, and I will not allow any of you girls to turn this into an excuse to skip class. And for your information, Konoka told me Asuna only agreed to stay with him because she lost to Konoka in Rock-Paper-Scissors. Now, please turn around and take your seat, Ayaka.”

Very reluctantly, Ayaka gave a nod and went back to her desk. However, once classes were over, she would most definitely head straight for Asuna and Konoka’s room.

“And one other thing, ladies, straight from the Headmaster: Until Negi is well again, he will not be receiving any visitors at all, even if it regards schoolwork. Anyone who disobeys will be serving detention for two weeks. Is that clear?”

“Yes, Takahata-sensei,” everyone in the class replied. Mentally, Ayaka screamed in frustration.


Moving very cautiously, Chamo the Ermine sneaked his way back into the dorms to return to Negi, Asuna and Konoka’s room. He had been out early drawing a large, permanent pactio seal around the campus all morning.

Ever since the end of the Kyoto trip, Negi had added three new pactio cards to his collection: Nodoka, Setsuna, and Konoka. But that wasn’t enough for Chamo. Negi had to make more pactios with more girls. After all, those cards were worth a lot on the black market.

“Aniki should have gotten more by now,” Chamo said to himself as he continued on his way home. “He’s been trianjing as a fighter with Ku-Fei, training his magic under Evangeline (and it’s a miracle he’s still alive by now from that), plus several girls know about him being a magi. Not to mention how he bonded with that gymnast girl a while ago.

“Well, at least now I’m prepared. Anytime Aniki gets kissed by a girl, the seal will kick in and regenerate afterwards. Not every card will turn out perfect, I know, but that’s a chance I’ll risk taking.”

Suddenly, Chamo froze as he neared the door to Negi’s room. He could hear voices from within, and what he heard was the last thing he ever expected to hear: moans and squeals of physical pleasure. He also recognized the voices anywhere. But that couldn’t be them. Or could it?

…Negi… harder.

All doubts in Chamo’s mind were erased by Asuna’s voice. Cautiously, he made his way to the door, which was open but a crack. After sneaking in, he looked towards the beds, and silently gasped. Blood trickled form his tiny nose and his jaw hung low.

Negi and Asuna were on the lower bunk, both stark naked; Negi was behind Asuna on his knees while she was on all fours, and he was ramming her from behind. Neither of them noticed Chamo, as their eyes were shut tight from the sensations they were giving each other. It was a great shock to the ermine; who would think his ten-year-old aniki would be having sex with Asuna of all people, and on a school day at that.

Then again, before he had slipped out to draw the seal, Chamo noticed Negi was sweating in his sleep, and looked a bit pale. Negi was still somewhat pale now as he fucked Asuna, but not much. He wondered if this was Asuna’s way of helping Negi recover.

Then, Chamo looked down and his eyes widened. Before him was a new pactio card with Asuna’s picture on it. However, unlike the first one Negi had of Asuna, it was a picture of her naked, though in the same pose as on the other card and still holding a large sword. Deciding he had lingered too long, Chamo snatched the card and slipped back out of the room. However, as he did this, he accidentally closed the door behind him. Oh shit, what if they heard that?!

W-was that the door?

It was just *pant* the wind, now *pant* please keep go- *pant* going, Negi.

Exhaling with great relief, Chamo raced down the hallway quietly. He had to get to Asakura’s room and wait for her to come back from classes. Something weird was definitely going on here.


Kazumi Asakura was not fazed at all when she came home to find Chamo waiting for her on her bed. The two were partners, after all, since the Kyoto trip where she had discovered by accident that Negi could use magic. “Hi, Chamo. What’s up? Oh, how’s Negi-kun feeling? Better than this morning, I hope.”

As she made her way to the bed, Asakura noticed the card in fornt of Chamo that the ermine was looking at. “Hey, a new card. Cool! Who did-?”

“He hasn’t said a word since I came here from class.”

Turning her head, Asakura saw Sayo Aizaka: the ghost student of her class that only she, Mana, and Evangeline could see and hear, and possibly Negi as well. Sayo didn’t look at Asakura at all, but kept talking. “All he does is stare at that card, but not in a way I’d expect him to since it’s a nude photo card.”

“Nude photo card?” Her curiosity taking over, Asakura moved to the bed, but stopped when her eyes looked closely at the card, growing wider as she looked. Her hand was fast to grab the card and bring it closer to her face for a better look. “This… this is Asuna’s pactio card… but why is she naked?”

“Asakura-san,” Chamo said, finally snapping out of his funk, “you will not believe what I’ve seen earlier.” And so Chamo explained about how he went out to draw the seal and came back to find Negi and Asuna fucking and to discover this new version of the pactio card.

Sayo gasped at the ermine’s story when he described how Negi repeatedly rammed his young prick into Asuna from behind. Such a scandalous and indecent act had never been done while she was alive years ago.

“…No fucking way,” was all Asakura could say.

“BIG fucking way,” Chamo shot back. “I know what I saw, and I was not imagining aniki taking Asuna-ne-san from behind. And that’s got to be the reason for this nudie pactio card here.”

“This… this is… The biggest scoop of my life since I found out Negi-kun is a magi!” Asakura’s eyes were gleaming with desire; the desire to further investigate this story. “Do you know what this means, Chamo?”

Holding up the new pactio card, Chamo smirked sinisterly. “Yeah, these will be worth double, maybe even triple, the price of the plain old pactio cards on the black market. Whoever said sex sells wasn’t kidding.”

Suddenly, to Sayo’s horror, Asakura got the same devilishly gleam in her eyes that Chamo had. “You know, I get the feeling this could be only the start of something big. After all, there are more girls in the class…”

Chamo was quick to catch on. “I get it, I get it! More chances for aniki to score means more chances for these nudie pactio cards, and maybe even the regular ones as well for those who haven’t kissed aniki yet.”

“Are you both mad?!” Sayo screamed. “This cannot be our teacher’s true intentions to… to… to mate with our fellow classmates! We should warn them!” Sadly, her pleas fell on deaf ears.

“However, we probably shouldn’t try the whole contest/competition scheme again, given what happened last time.”

“Good idea, Asakura-san. The stakes are a lot higher now that we know aniki is in heat.”

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

And somewhere out on Mahora Campus, in two different places, Mana Tatsumiya and Evangeline felt a slight chill through their bodies from the ghostly wail of Sayo.

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(Posted Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:48)


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