Ranma's New Life: Luna's Lament [Episode 153095]

by Kestral

Luna grumbled under her breath about the un-princess-like behavior of a certain Senshi.

Up before dawn, weapons and fisticuffs practice, walked like a boy, fought like she thought she was a martial artist or something, couldn't bother to listen to her advisor, gonna give her hairballs, TOMBOY!

"I just need to find the princess," said Luna to herself. "The princess will bring this girl into line, and she'll be a proper princess too. Just mark my words - a proper princess of the Silver Millenium will have none of this running about and getting sweaty and SHE won't have this pathological fear of cats. Nope."

"Is something wrong, Luna-sama?"

"It's just so frustrating," confided Luna before she realized she was talking to the yoma. "Arggghh."

"It must be," said Sayuri, looking sympathetic. "But look at this!"

"MONEY?!" asked Luna, staring. "Where did you get that?!"

"Men keep giving me money," said Sayuri proudly, "even a few women! It's very easy to make money here and I know it's supposed to be important."

Luna stared at the wad of yen notes. "Sayuri, why don't you tell me exactly what you do before these people give you the money..."

Luna had a bad feeling about this.

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

There were times Luna really hated being right.


Usagi slept, requiring a little more time sleeping than certain yoma or certain mooncats.

She slept and dreamed of turning into Batman, and then pounding a certain little pervert like a mocchi at New Years. She smiled a happy little smile, and had a pleasant rest.

Considering the next day she was planning on attacking a nest of Dark Kingdom nasties, she knew she would need it.


"So what do you think, Artie?"

"Why are you continually mangling my name?"

Sailor V shrugged. "The school?"

"Could just be a harsh cram school," offered Artemis. "The students going in are tired to begin with, but look downright 'Dawn Of The Dead' coming out. Not that different from the average sarariman going to and leaving work if you stop to think about it."

"So it's just normal?" asked Sailor V.

"No, I think it's a bit much, but it COULD be normal," said Artemis. "It's not like they're carrying Dark Kingdom Express credit cards that we could check."

"Don't we wish it would be that easy," said Sailor V with a yawn.

"Tired out already? It's only 11:30... Yikes!" said Artemis.

"Yeah, and I got to go to school tomorrow," said Sailor V, stretching. "Tell you what. School's closed down. You sneak in there after hours and see what you can turn up. Turn something up and we come back tomorrow to catch the perpetrators yellow-footed!"

"That's 'red-handed.' How do you expect me to get in, I'm a cat not a burglar," complained Artemis. "HEY! PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

smash, tinkle

Sailor V dusted her hands off. "There's more than thirty ways to coonskin a cap!"

"that's 'more than one way to skin a cat'," came a voice from just on the other side of a newly broken window. "A phrase I'm not too fond of, by the way."

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(Posted Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:38)


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