"A Queen has to have her down time too, you know," said the hologram.
"Ohhhhhh," said Happosai, now eyeing the hologram in a new light. "If only I could have met you while I was alive."
"You like to be hurt?" asked the hologram before she realized something. "You're kidding. You're such a bad boy so that you can be punished?"
"Unfortunately, it's usually men who do the punishing - my life is so frustrating," said Happosai, spreading his hands.
The Queen's ghost shook her head at the little gnome. "Tell me about it."
Sailor Uranus was ready.
She was going to beat the snot out of that pipsqueak now! Vengeance for the beaten bottom!
She was well rested, she was feeling pretty good, she hadn't eaten a heavy dinner - it was time to settle this!
Why was the ground shaking, anyway?
There was that poser. Standing there in midair, glowing like he was all that. Well, she was Sailor Uranus, wielder of the Space Sword!
"You're thinking with your pride," murmurred Sailor Neptune from where she was walking.
"No, this is about being a Sailor Senshi instead of some shrimp from outer space, we will be avenged," declared Sailor Uranus.
"I guess you don't have to be male to suffer male pride," said Sailor Neptune. She shrugged. "I'll get the ice pack."
Sailor Uranus watched her lover go, and seriously considered just letting it go. No. This was for Michiru's sake as well!
Once she reached the shore, something else she hadn't considered was abruptly clear. He was hovering in midair, glowing, and the water underneath him was forming a bowl shape from the glow.
"HEY YOU!" tried Sailor Uranus.
Vegita put his hands out as if he was pressing against opposite walls and managed to glow a little brighter.
Sailor Uranus considered picking up a rock and throwing it. No. Too inelegant. She'd just try. "HEY, SHRIMP!"
Vegita stopped glowing and now regarded her.
Sailor Uranus grinned. She'd found a weak spot. "Yeah, you. Shorty! Fight me for real this time. I'm ready for you."
A moment of interest faded to dismissal. "Go back to your sapphic bonding, woman, and leave the fighting to those who are real warriors."
"Them's fighting words," said Uranus, acknowledging the gauntlet had been thrown. "Hey, you're so puny and small that if you ever need to hide I've got a postage stamp that'll do it."
Vegita looked down at Uranus, frowning. Why would this... oh. Another woman wanting to engage in these little games. Why couldn't she just come out and say it if she wanted spanked?
Seeing that it was back to ignoring her, Sailor Uranus lost her temper. "Space Sword Blaster!"
Vegita knocked the attack aside, and his eyes narrowed. She lost her temper and her power went up? Maybe that was what he needed to do in order to unlock Stage IV?
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