Misato considered all that she was seeing and knew quite simply that this was getting beyond absurd. She needed some sense out of all of that she was seeing, and she knew that if he just continued yanking things out, then she'd be using a cane to make him finish. So, she slipped the DVD under her jacket to keep it for later viewing, and did the only thing that she could at that moment.
She grabbed him by the collar and started shaking him. "Stop it with pulling out all this crap and start explaining!"
"Huh? Gah...." he asked, his eyes rolling with each shake that she gave him. "'Xplain what?"
"Everything! How do you know all this?! How can you do these things?! And what happened to a sane set of events?!"
"That last one's somethin' that I'd like an answer for...."
"Not funny! I need answers, not more jokes!"
"But... But...."
"You don't answer me, and I'll just have to haul you in front of the Commander!"
"Not a good idea. Guy's not exactly the nicest person 'round," Ranma choked out.
"Right now, it's between you and him, and I'm not getting answers from you! Now, give me some rational answers!"
"Okay, okay...."
"You'll give me a rational explanation?"
"I'll give ya the truth. Don't know how 'rational' it'd be."
"That'll do. For now," the captain told him as she stopped shaking him. "Start talking."
"Well, I'm not the person that you expected."
"That is true enough."
"Yeah, I know. But ya see, I'm from another universe where all this is just an anime."
"An 'anime'?!"
"Television show and movies. And some games. Oh, can't forget the manga."
"You're not serious."
"I am. Ya see, I'm a martial artist there, the best one 'round. 'Course, I've got a lot of problems, but still... Anyway, I found this lamp with a genie in it, who would give me a wish. I took it ta this smart girl that I know, and asked her for help. She wound up makin' it so that the wish wasn't quite what I wanted. 'Tween her and that genie, they got it so that I got switched with the guy who was supposed ta be here."
"You were switched?"
"Dropped in right where ya found me."
Staring at the boy who had just told her this really bizarre story, Misato considered what she should do about it, and quickly realized that she would have to:
Read the comments on this episode
(Posted Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:35)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.