He pulled the can out, and one could see that it had "Biohazard" labels on it. There were large, legible, English-script (or Romanji if you prefer) letters visible on its surface.
Vegita smiled. If anyone had any sense, they would have seen that smile and known some feeling of doom settling in. If the person seeing that smile had any idea of Vegita's power level, they might have whipped out legal documents and begun filling out a Last Will & Testament, or at the very least checked their medical coverage.
Even one not familiar with Vegita - that he was floating in midair, glowing slightly with little electrical crackles, and showing a smile that suggested incipient violence - would have caused the average hamster to take cover and huddle in a small ball. Hamsters are not terribly bright, but even they have that much sense.
"RANMA! STOP THIS AT ONCE!" demanded Soun.
"Growf growfle!" agreed the panda.
"You're not getting out of this," said Soun, unconcerned with the display.
Vegita opened the can.
"Mamo-chan," breathed Usagi, leaning closer.
"Usako," breathed Mamoru, leaning closer as well.
"I..." said the blushing sparkling-eyed Usagi, closing her eyes.
Mamoru closed the distance, his lips touching hers in a touch so gentle a butterfly might have landed there.
BOOM! RUMBLE! CRASH! POOM-POOM-POOM-THOOM!
"Wow," said Usagi, gently disengaging herself. That was the first time she'd ever felt the earth move underneath her like that! Who knew that her Mamo-chan would be such a good kisser?
"Whoa," said Mamoru, having felt the earth shake. Kissing Usagi had been more moving than he'd thought.
The two came together again, both closing their eyes and the gentle kiss turning a little more demanding.
WHAM! CRUNCH! SMASH! POW! BIFF! TWIST! KABOOM!
Lost in the kiss, neither noticed a smouldering panda and middle aged man go shooting past them.
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