Faking It: Sexcraft Style: The Dual Exam Strategy (LIME) [Episode 15442]

by The Demented Redhead

Test wasn’t the right word for it.

Sexual horror? Closer.

The test had been broken into two parts.

After breakfast, Miko’s friends and his sometimes tutors Yaku and Fubuki had arrived. He should have known things were not going to be easy when they showed up.

The fact they were smiling brightly and had some very familiar packets of powder with him should have made him run.

But he was Ranma Saotome, damn it! He wasn’t afraid of anything. And if he wanted his revenge, he couldn’t let a huge amount of foreboding and screaming terror little nervousness stop him.

So it went; breakfast to get his energy. Afterwards, a splash of cold water and some mixed water for the three Miroku ninjas later, Ranma-chan had to defeat the neo-male Miroku Injutsu experts as best as she could before lunch. They informed her they didn’t expect her to win, but show what she was capable of. It was a test to see how far Ranma had come in her Injutsu training.

It wasn’t a complete victory, but Ranma had been able to make Yaku-kun drop out with Fubuki close behind—they really should have explored being male sex demons before trying it out on her. The fact Miko was doing so well did was both a fact that angered Fubuki and made Ranma wonder if perhaps Miko had been playing with the powder themselves.

Then lunch was ordered from a non-fiancée affiliated restaurant, delivered, and an hour of rest before it was Ranma-kun’s turn to try the same thing with the feminine-restored teachers.

This time it was Miko who went down first but not until a half an hour remained on the clock, as she had had the least amount of rest and was still pretty horny from her earlier times with Ranma-chan. But the others lasted until time ran out.

A quick wash and a long soak—they were sore after all, despite the fact each had a very high healing factor—and it was time to order dinner.

“You did very good, Ranma,” said Miko, as the quartet set down to eat. While the dinner was on its way, the Miroku warriors had spent time conversing about his skills, passing judgment, judgment they were ready to inform him of. “Over these last few months, you’ve grown faster than any of us thought possible.”

His chest puffed out at that.

“Don’t let your ego get too big, stud,” smiled Fubuki. “You’ve managed to learn a lot, grow a lot, and cost me several thousand yen on how well you’d do during your first test.”

“What?”

Yaku smiled. “I had more faith in your ability to get over certain gender issues than my companion.”

“At this rate, you’ll be first male Miroku Sexcraft Master in the last two hundred years when we’re finished.”

“First in two hundred?” asked Ranma. “How come no other guy did it since then?”

Yaku shrugged. “Suzuka clan members tended to seek out the males from the Miroku that were on missions. Let’s say what they did to them turned off entire generations that we never really recovered from.

“And given that the Miroku Clan is mainly female dominated, not much effort was used to correct this.”

“We actually had to have Nin-Nin look into the old records to even find some training techniques for you,” said Miko.

“Speaking of things that go bump in the night,” Ranma muttered. “Where is he? I figured the little perv would have been filming this.”

“He would have,” smirked Miko, “but I sent him to gather some ingredients for some of our potions. He’ll be back tomorrow.”

“Ah,” smiled Ranma. “Such a shame.” At least he wouldn’t have to worry about the little perv demanding to be part of the testing. You would think the little retainer would have learned after his last request—which involved groping somewhere even Happosai didn’t go and ended with Ranma punting Nin-Nin towards the Kuno Compound.

The fact he had returned hours later with several tears in his uniform, out of weapons, and in need of having a certain reptile’s tooth pulled out of his rear told the Saotome male his aim had been perfect.

Too bad that like Happosai, the little runt had the learning curve of a dead leaf.

“So, what now?’ asked Ranma, as he dug into his meal with gusto. He had burned a lot of calories that day, after all.

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(Posted Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:19)


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