As Ryouga started training Ranma in telekinesis, they didn't notice the people watching through the window. Outside, Akane, Ukyou, Shampoo, Soun and Genma were spying of the couple. Akane and the fathers had already informed Ukyou of the situation, and Ukyou was filling in Shampoo.
"So Lost Boy make airen sleep with him?"
"So it would seem. And I thought he was straight. He probably used some kind of seduction spell on Ran-chan. He took advantage of him!"
Genma interrupted. "That boy's disgraced the Saotome name! We must snap him out of it so he can marry Akane!"
"You mean me."
"Spatula Girl mean Shampoo."
"Oh, that is so like you, you little slut! Ran-chan is-"
"Airen no even like Spatula Girl! Airen only say Airen love Spatula Girl so Spatula Girl wouldn't kill Airen."
"Why don't you screw a cat, slut."
Soun piped in "Girls, girls, stop this! He doesn't like either of you!"
As you can expect, this escalated into an all-out fight between the fathers and two fiances. Akane meanwhile, had been completely quiet throughout this whole conversation, and thus was greatly ignored. Soon, she finally spoke up.
"She seems happy."
This remark caught the attention of the others. They hadn't expected Akane to ever make a remark like that.
"I just realized what we've been doing for the past two years. We've been acting like cavemen! Ranma doesn't want to unite the schools, and I don't think he wanted to marry any of us. just realized that we've been treating him like some damn trophy, while never giving his thoughts any regard. We should just... leave him alone.
"Shampoo, we all know you don't really love him. You're just following that barbaric law. Ukyou, I know he only sees you as a friend. I'm giving up on him, and you should too."
Ukyou sighed, realizing Akane was right. Soun felt very embarrassed, after hearing his daughter talk down to him. Genma opened his mouth to speak out against the subject, and was quickly knocked out by Soun. Shampoo, however, didn't believe one word.
"Pervert girl just want Airen! This is plot to-"
*SPLASH*
Thanks to a handy cold water bucket provided by Ukyou, Shampoo was replaced by a soaking wet cat.
"Thanks, Ukyou."
Genma, regaining consciousness, mumbled "But the schools must be united..."
Akane rolled her eyes. "Genma, that has been the only thing you've talked about for the past two years. If you want to unite the schools so badly, go marry Nabiki or something."
After putting the raging mad Neko Shampoo in a cage, Ukyou headed off for her Okonomiyaki Restaurant.
Genma went inside, heading straight for the sake bottle.
And Akane sat their, thinking about the past two years.
(Posted Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:55)
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