"If I can discuss things with my son-in-law," Julia said.
Brianna and Ranma felt their once raising hopes dashing down into the pit of the roller coaster of life as they were dragged off to various corners of the room.
Theo finally let his flaming skull head subside and sighed, shaking his head.
"That might take some time," he said.
"Well," the hotel clerk said. "There is the hotel restaurant. It's still open. Nice large, perfect for a wedding reception!"
"Errr," Gina said. "We'll give it a try."
"Do they have Tuna?" Britanny asked as the group left Ranma and Brianna behind to their fates.
****
"So, how many women have you been with?" Julia asked.
"Huh?" Ranma answered. "Am I supposed to be able to count how many women I've met since I was born?"
"That's not exactly what I mean by with..."
****
"As an...experienced girl," Nodoka said, venting some of the last of her disapproval of that. Brianna was fairly nice after all. "How can you rank my son's manliness?"
"Oh he's GREAT," Brianna said, nodding furiously. Ranma had described what he meant by his mother's "odd sense of honor" especially over seppuku pacts.
"Which positions did you use?" she asked.
****
"You consider yourself a martial artist?" Julia asked.
"Yep," Ranma smiled. "Been training all my life. I'm the best there is!" Julia frowned and then the lack of long term brain damage started to open a crack in that belief. "Except Saffron...no wait, he turned into a baby after I killed him...so he's not so good right now...so yeah, I am...err...there's Cologne...and Herb...no I'm about level with him...but Happosai...I guess...and...Pop when he gets going...and Mom...and Miss Hinako...and...you...and..." Ranma's head slumped forward to the table...this interview just got better and better.
****
"What do you plan to do to insure that Ranma has at least one male heir?" Nodoka asked.
"Well, there's genetic tampering..." Brianna started, but Nodoka didn't seem to have heard her. She produced a book.
"I do know some methods..."
****
"Wait, go back to the multiple fiancee thing again?"
****
Brianna just blushed furiously. She never expected to meet someone that made her look tame sexually.
****
Ranma reached the head banging stage.
****
"Have you considered taking up the sword?" Nodoka asked.
Brianna tried to find an answer that wouldn't be insulting and wouldn't get back to HER mother in such a way that she'd end up with sword lessons whether she wanted them or not.
****
Julia reflexively destroyed the arm rests of the chair she was sitting in.
****
"What do you know of tea ceremony?"
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(Posted Sat, 14 Dec 2002 19:42)
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