There were a couple of teeny tiny little problems with that. One was the really big reptile and the other was the relatively small but still fairly massive green guy.
Those two MIGHT have continued a staring contest, except they themselves were about to face two other little problems.
"WORLD SHAKING!"
"DEEP SUBMERGE!"
BOOM! BLAM!
The Hulk looked down, seeing that his pants had just taken a direct hit. Nobody had done THAT before. That had actually hurt. The big lizard was demoted in the target rank.
Gojira's eyes narrowed. Someone had just tried to give him an enema? The little green fellow and the powerful force he'd come to challenge were put aside for later consideration.
kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
"Alright, you first," said the Mercury Computer.
Sailor Mercury stared at her device, realizing it was still set for "Universal Translator."
"He's not ignoring us anymore," realized Sailor Neptune.
The big lizard stepped forward.
THOOM!
"Neptune!" cried out Uranus, staring at the big foot.
"mmmph mmph mmmmph," said someone underneath that foot.
"This is not how this was supposed to work," translated the Mercury Computer.
"Would it be too much to ask if someone unburied me?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Excuse me," said the Hulk, grabbing the top of someone's head and straightening the rest of her body briefly. As soon as he did that, he brought his other fist down on top of that hand. KWHAM!
Buried up to her chin in the sand, Sailor Uranus blinked for a few moments wildly as the big green guy trudged away from her.
Pop!
"Oh thank you. I... where's your pants?!"
"Short Hair Blonde blow up Hulk's pants. Hulk getting draft here."
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