Nodding her head, to confirm, Penny restated. "Singing."
Groaning for a moment, Brianna then took hold of Penny's Cell Phone aqnd spoke into it. "Hey Brit... How're you doing?"
"Oh Briiiiiiiiiiii..." Britanny's voice could be heard, the stress on the 'i' somewhat off-key while she sang her words. "What exactly happened with the Leprechauns when you went there?" Britanny asked in a musically inclined tone of voice.
Sighing in defeat, Brianna KNEW that Britanny was pissed. Last time she sang like that was when Brianna had fondled Britanny's husband, then fiancee. "Er... Well, I designed the security for the castle of shoes... Anyway, I ended up having to dodge a lot of ammo, defeat a few wererats, help Princess O'lura get the gold maker back, and I lost my pay in the process. Why do you ask?"
"Well Briiiiiiiiiii..." Britanny's voice began, becoming more heated. "THOSE LEPRECHAUNS APPEARED AT THE MALL, AND WHEN THEY SAW ME MAKING GOLD WITH THE WATER FOUNTAIN, THEY SAID I WAS AN 'ENEMOT O' THE STATE' AND THAT I 'BE NEEDIN' A DECENT EXECUTION!' IN OTHER WORDS, I'M HERE AT THE MALL, AND THE LEPRECHAUNS ARE TRYING TO SHOOT ME TO DEATH!!!"
"Well..." You do have regenerative abilities Brianna added.
Now stopping her singing, Britanny spoke plainly. "Look Bri! Those leprechauns have custom-made silver plated, hollow pointed steel rounds! I tried to give them back their damn gold maker, and instead, they'd prefer to take it over my dead body!!!"
Her eyes widened, Brianna asked, "Where are you know Britanny?"
"The women's room on the second floor, outside Snu-T-Boutique! Those Leprechauns are scouring the whole mall in tanks and jeeps, and they're trying to kill me!!! Stupid Commander O'Green! I hope he chokes on his cigar!"
Brianna sighed. This could be bad. "I know O'Green. He's that little bastard that was trying to kill me because those wererats broke in, and since O'Lura gave me a pot of gold, they figured me to be the criminal."
Suddenly, in the backround of the phone, Brianna could hear a male voice said. 'There the werecat thief be! Fire at will! NO, NOT COMMANDER WILLIAM McBRITCHES, FIRE UPON THE WERECHEETAH!!!!' And then the phone went dead.
"Is something wrong Bri-san?" Ranma asked.
"Britanny's in trouble!!!" Brianna said.
"What do you mean Bri-san?" Ranma asked, starting to get nervous!
"Hell no! If you need to get there badly, I'll drive!"
"Hell no! If you..." *blinks* "HEY! STOP HOT-WIRING MY CAR BRI!"
*blink* "What a combination..."
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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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