"You want to fight him, Barnette?" Jura asked from the side.
"I sure do! There's no way that I'm going to miss a chance to do this!"
"You sound enthusiastic."
"Why wouldn't I? I'm going to make it happen!"
"So forward!"
"Of course! You have to be proactive in this sort of thing!" Barnette stated firmly.
"I'll have to say that I approve of that idea."
"I'm glad that you think so. But this boy's not going to get away without really showing his stuff."
"I'm not?" Ranma asked, sounding confused.
Barnette stepped over to him, and bent slightly so she could look him straight in the eye. "Absolutely not! I'm not about to let you try anything but going full contact with me!"
"Ya... wanna...."
"I sure do!"
"But...."
"You don't have any problem with that, do you?"
"Uh... nah...."
"Good!" the catgirl pronounced, and stood tall, with her chest pushed out proudly, like a soldier waiting to have a medal pinned on to her uniform. "Because I want you to go all the way with me."
"You can't just do that!" Dita cried out.
"What? Are you afraid that I'm going to hurt him?"
"You're going to be that rough?"
"Only if the situation calls for it."
"I didn't realize that she was going to be so forward in everything," Parfet muttered.
"Oh my," Ezra gasped in concern. "Would it be okay to show that sort of thing in public?"
"Depends on whether we could stop her or not," B.C. murmured.
"What are all of you talking about?" Barnette yelled.
"Did it really just take him telling you that you're pretty for you to want to be with him?" Celtic asked.
"EH?!"
Gascogne gave a small shrug. "I guess everyone just has their own little hang ups."
"I think that I like this one though," Jura put in. "Think of all that we can do together."
"I'm sure that you're thinking it for all of us."
"What are you all talking about?!" Barnette demanded.
"You were leaning your chest towards him."
"And then you were all stretching out, like you were showing your body off for him," the blonde Tribal commented.
"Then there were all those offers that you made him," complained Dita.
That got a blank look from Barnette. "What offers?"
"You said that you wanted to go 'all the way' with him!"
"Everyone took that to mean...."
"What else could it be?!"
An indignant Barnette turned towards her compatriots and arched her back as she glared at them. "I'm not about to jump him here!"
"You're not?" Jura asked.
"Of course not! I just wanted to warn him that I didn't want any sort of half assed trying!"
"Well, the fact that you're not doing it is disappointing, but at least you are serious."
"I'm just not interested in that with him!"
"Then why are you wiggling your behind towards him?" Celtic asked.
"I am not!" Barnette protested, and whirled around so that she could pull the boy to her. "Tell them that you know what I'm talking about!"
Ranma Saotome might have been really afraid of feline items, but he was also a teenaged boy who was currently being pulled against a shapely female body, with her breasts pushing against his chest. Since trying to push away would put his hands on taut and soft female flesh, he had little chance to react. "Uhh.... Eh.... Um...."
"What's with you?!"
"I...."
"Come on! Do something!"
"Looks like you're doing a lot," Gascogne purred.
"What? Huh? GAH!"
"It looks like he's just got to let you do things...."
Gritting her teeth, Barnette let Ranma go, and tried to figure out just what the hell was going wrong. As it looked at the moment, it seemed that everyone was thinking that she had the hots for this boy, when all she wanted to know was how he would fight against her. There was little that would better show true intentions than during a fight. She wanted to see if he was a true warrior, some sort of pretender, or if that foolish father's lessons had stuck in his head. But rather than getting to find out if he was something like someone who didn't hit girls, she was discovering that everyone seemed to think that she had the hots for this boy.
That left her rather frustrated with the situation, while:
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