Once upon a time, there had been a boy, who went on a training trip across the world with his father.
Ranma Saotome sighed.
And he'd used to think his old life was troublesome...
(*Ranma! Idiot boy, stop woolgathering and start running, will you?*)
(*You can be your own decoy for once, Pops-you-idiot!*)
(*Don't be ridiculous, boy - you haven't forgotten what the old hag promised us if we managed to get rid of the "flower monster" and got all those girls back, did you?*)
Food, yeah. Half of which the idiot panda had eaten already.
...Though to be fair, it was Ranma himself who had eaten the other half, so...
(*Don't be idiotic, boy, I made her promise to give us another whole table of food. Don't try to teach your father to suck eggs, now*)
Ranma sighed, then. That was Pop, all right.
(*And who'd you engage me to this time, Pops?*)
(*...Nobody. I mean it.*)
Ranma just gave him the "look", then. He was quite sure his father could perceive it, whither he was actually in his father's line of sight or not.
Some things just did not need physical sight.
(*...Come, boy. That Shampoo girl's cute enough, I warrant...)
Errrrghhh.
Ranma considered telling his father that was not the point, yet again.
Later, maybe.
When he had time for mostly useless pursuits, like trying to mash some kind of sense into his father's head.
(*...RANMA!*)
(*Heard ya*)
And here came those damned lifeforce-sucking dolls...
Around, around, and away. Ranma ran.
Come on, hurry...it's not like there's a lack of high places to stand up on, here, is it now. Big trees, hills, take your pick.
"Halt, there!"
And there it was.
A smallish feminine panda, heroically posing in the moonlight and the wind.
In a sailor-type school uniform-ish miniskirt. With bows.
"How dare you abduct beautiful and hardworking girls, who would have cooks and cared for us otherwise! I am the Pretty Panda Sailor Moon, and in the name of the Moon I will punish you!"
And someplace far away...Setsuna Meiou stared.
And started to laugh. Hysterically.
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