Inside the sleeping Ranma's womb, yet another miniature odyssey was taking place. The millions of bandanna-ed sperm cells desperately swam for their chance to be one with the egg-cell of Akane, it was just a pity that they had no idea that they were traveling through Ranma's womb. Had they known, they'd all have probably committed suicide by swimming into the lining, which most of them were doing regardless.
It started with millions, it ended with only three. It was there that they all saw (sperm have eyes?) the gigantic egg waiting for them, they all felt drawn to it, mainly because of the way it put on the same charm Ranma would use to trick Ryoga into thinking she was Akane.
At once, all three darted for the egg, but only one of them was dead on target; the other two went in completely the opposite direction, and only realized too late that they had been beaten to the egg.
The two remainders were about to end their precious life, which no longer had any purpose of existence: when from out of the ovary, came a glistening light, as though two angels had come from the heavens.
"Come to us, Ryoga..." they cooed in a mock-Akane-voice (look, just work with me here, alright?) "Come... Let us be whole..." And instantly, the last two bandanna-ed sperm rushed for the two fresh egg cells; too late to heed the warnings of their fellow traveler that had beaten them. "Don't go in! It's a trap!" But it was too late, both eggs had been fertilized. "Too, too easy" they mused.
"Ranma!!! You'll pay for this! Let us out! Let us out!" the sperm shouting, discovering too late whose egg cells they had entered.
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