SNL - Bikini Machine: Not Exactly Experts.... (LIME) [Episode 159724]

by Kender

Doctor Goldfoot wasn't exactly a force for the upkeep of morals, so there was no point in holding back in certain areas. He was one of the few who knew that there were originals, and he didn't care about any reservations that those girls would have had over having themselves be put into certain situations, even vicariously. So, he had no care about selling a Haruka unit to a chauvinist racer who would dress her as a race queen, or an Usagi unit to be used as the personal toy of an elderly rich person. No matter the sexual desires that the girls would have had, their copies went to whomever wanted, and could pay for them.

That didn't mean that they were automatically going to be programmed with everything that might be used, as it was up to the owner to determine what they would want to include. As a result, there could be some... interesting situations when the situations came up.


Ranma was not exactly a happy young man at the moment. He didn't have a problem with the fact that his gynoids liked him so much, but he did have a bit of trouble with the fact that they apparently desired him so much that they had him tied spread eagle on the ground, and had stripped him naked! As it was fairly embarrassing when he'd accidentally gotten and received peeks from time to time, he was trying to not freak out at the moment. After all, he couldn't figure out a way out of this if he was too scared to move, and he needed to get past this bit of strangeness.

Minako was too cheerful for comfort, and that usually tended to be a bad sign.

"Ah HA! We have him right where we want him...." the blonde chortled, placing her hands on her hips.

"You are right about that," Setsuna agreed, eyeing the human boy. "And his mother was right. He is manly."

"I know!"

"Then there is only one question."

"What do we do next?" Makoto put in, fidgeting and blushing mightily.

"Well, we could just start touching him."

"Where's the fun in that?" Minako pouted.

"What would you have us do?"

"We could always try a 'manage a Troy'."

"You know, a threesame?"

The green haired gynoid's brows raised. "I believe that you mean a 'ménage à trois'."

"Yeah. That's it. There's just one thing..."

"What?" the brunette asked.

"Does the 'three' include him, or mean the three of us on him?"

"Does it really matter?"

"Of course! Getting it right is important."

"But isn't the main thing about feeling good? I mean, making sure that we like it, and making him really enjoy himself."

"That's true. But it's not like we can do any research now," Setsuna commented.

"Actually...." the blonde murmured.

"What?"

"I already did!" Minako declared, and yanked out a handful of men's magazines that had lots of pictures of women in much less than would be considered 'acceptable', and not a lot of words. "These are journals dedicated to what young men desire from attractive girls."

"Are they now?"

"Uh-huh. They're full of facts, and are good places to get info. And this one is even about ideas for sex for gynoids!"

"Interesting. But there is one thing that we can know without reading those magazines."

"What do you mean?"

"To be intimate with him, we have to remove clothing."

The three of them looked at each other, but Makoto was the one who moved first. She started by pulling off her blouse, and then kicked off her pants, leaving her dressed only in her underwear. Then, she glanced over at her compatriots before going to kneel along side a wide eyed Ranma.

The pigtailed boy watched her go to lay beside him, feeling her lace encased breasts pillow against his body. Both of her long legs stroked along one of his, so that she was spooned against him. Her hand stroked down the center of his chest, across his muscled belly, and then went to squeeze something that interest her so that she could give him a pleasurable sensation.

By the yelps that pushed at his gag, it was clear that Ranma wasn't enjoying it as much as she might like.

Wide eyed with surprise and chagrin, Makoto immediately loosened her hold, and began to stroke the harmed part of him.

If the resulting reactions that he had were any indication, he was finding what she was doing to be extremely pleasurable.

And then Setsuna knelt between his legs to get her own surprise when she found out that light scratches in certain areas could actually be found to be enjoyable.


When she'd started watching, Sailor Pluto had been certain that she'd be able to keep her calm and merely observe what was going on.

Now Setsuna Meioh was crossing her shapely legs as she tried to sit nonchalantly. But as she was terribly agitated by the sight of herself being intimate with Ranma Saotome, she was discovering that she was not exactly going to be able to act 'cool and mysterious'. That was kind of hard to do when one was very able to see herself enjoying herself like that. As it was, she was wondering what she was going to do when it came time to ride that big, strong, and firm 'wild horse'.

And then she rubbed at her eyes as she realized what sort of a direction her thoughts were taking, while she watched:

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(Posted Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:55)


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