"Right you are, Tendo!"
About the time Genma got splashed, turned into a panda, and began doing enka karaoke, the "Cheerleaders" came back from their interrogation of Artemis.
"We..." Sailor Neptune stopped, stared, and began to twitch.
"Growf growf groooou growf growf," enka-ed Genma, whose body twists seemed to indicate he was doing slow motion disco. "Growf growf growf. Gruu boohaa!"
"Make it stop," said Sailor Uranus, who had an appreciation for fine art.
"If he starts breakdancing, I say we torch the place," half-joked Sailor Mars.
"Gruu gruu gruu GROWF!" declared Genma with a pelvic thrust. "Rowlf!"
"That's all I can stands," said Sailor Venus, quoting some obscure sailor. "I can't stands no more!"
"Crescent Beam Shower!" "Deep Submerge!" "World Shaking!" "dead scream!"
Genma blinked and checked the cord of his microphone, then followed the smouldering trail of the cord back to his karaoke machine. Or at least the remains of that machine. "Growf?"
"Hold it," said Sailor Mercury, getting between the panda and several upset Sailors. "We need answers that only they can provide. We can't just attack innocent people."
"I consider that attempt at music an assault on my senses," said Uranus.
"Nonetheless," began Mercury.
At which point an unsteady Genma (they'd been celebrating the success of the spell, then a few drinks while gathering supplies for the next attempt, then steadily drinking while working out the next attempt at uniting the schools, and finally had a few celebratory drinks when it appeared likely that the first spell had worked out after all) stumbled and fell.
Sailor Mercury's eyes nearly popped out of her head as she felt two furry paws grope her before the bulk of the panda slammed her into the floor.
Sailor Jupiter wasted no time in hauling the furball off her team-mate. "LET HER GO!"
Sailor Mercury found herself face down in an impact crater, and turned over in order to try and analyze what had just happened.
"Let go of him!" said Soun, breaking the girl's hold on his old friend. "I won't have uninvited guests manhandling-"
WHAM! went Genma on top of the blue-skirted girl again.
Sailor Mercury blinked. She was underneath a panda whose mouth/muzzle was pressed against her own briefly, then the panda was pushing off her (managing to grope her again in the process) and wiping his muzzle with one hand.
Her fingers went up to her mouth, staring in horror at the recipient of her First Kiss.
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