It seemed like a very long time ago.
(*...Foood ...fooooood..*)
The little girl in the oversized T-shirt snorted, rubbing runny eyes.
"Stop that, you."
He wiped her face with his napkin. At least most of her eyes were visible, now.
"I am eating omlets and cheese, neither which are good for cats."
Or whatever she was, for that matter. He supposed, that is.
"And onions. Onions are poisonous to cats and dogs, do you know that?"
She sniffed.
(*Fooooodddddd.....*)
"You have a one-track mind, child."
Well, to be sure. There wasn't much room in such a little brain, was there now?
Assuming she was actually a cat, that is.
He took his trusty camcorder and pointed it at his lap, just to be sure.
Slightly bigger then before black kitten with runny eyes, right.
(*...Mamafeedmeee...*)
"I am not your mother, as you should be able to tell by now. No fur, no claws, not female. All right?"
She kneded his knees anyway.
(*Mamamamamamamamaa*)
Djibril sighed.
"You are being fed on a schedule, foolish thing. - Later, later."
Cats and cat-things seemed to be notoriusly bad at understanding "later", alas.
(*...Omlet?...*)
Djibril started. It wanted an omlet?
"...Omlet?"
(*Omlet!*)
"...Very well, I will make you an small omlet later, without onions or garlic or things that are not good for cats. - Later."
(*...Yay!*)
The child curled up in his lap. He tried not to think of how she managed to fit there.
Good. Now he could eat.
"He's...what?"
"Talking to his cat, sir. ...He picked a kitten out of a dumpster, some months ago, I believe?"
Muruta Azrael stared. And snorted.
And laughed.
Ahh, well. Perhaps it was all to the best.
It's not like he really wanted to go on a purging spree, after all...And that particular "cousin" was seeming less and less as a credible threat to his authority, frankly.
Yes. Things were going just fine.
"Say. ...Is he actually going to cook his cat an omlet?"
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