"What's going on?" Ukyou asked Akane as she came into the tea room and sat down. "And why isn't Kasumi passing out drinks."
"That jerk and my sisters have been locked in Nabiki's room for hours," Akane growled. Nabiki said she'd come down when she knew everyone was together.
"Ahh, the Black Rose has finally arrived," Kodachi said, who had been waiting and watching so has to make a dramatic appearance. "We may now at last get on with this farce so that my Ranma-sama can come home with me."
"Yes," Nabiki's voice, slightly odd though, was heard. "We can, now...get ready for a shock kiddies." And then Nabiki stepped out into view. She smirked at all the mixed gasps from her audience.
"Nabiki?!" Akane gasped, looking at her new, curvier and skunk-like sister. "What did that jerk do to you?!"
"Oh great," Ukyou said. "This must mean another crazy prince or something."
"WAAAAHHH!! My daughter's a skunk!!!"
"Where Airen?!" Shampoo demanded.
"Okay," Nabiki said raising a hand for silence. "Before anyone flies off the handle. This situation is my fault...my fault...entirely. And I told Ranma and Kasumi to stay up in my room...whatever they heard...though I wouldn't try to attack me if I were you."
"How that?" Shampoo asked dangerously.
"Well," Nabiki said. "Ranma got a lamp that held a rather ditzy blonde genie who was to give him one wish."
"So RANMA wished you to become this?!" Akane growled standing up. "How is that YOUR fault?"
"Well, you see," Nabiki said. "Ranma didn't want to mess it up, so he came to me for advice. Now due to an off-hand comment by Ranma to the effect that I'd know what to do, the fact that this particular genie appeared to be lacking a few cards to her deck, and the fact that I didn't take this seriously, I...sort of did something stupid."
"And," Cologne said. "What was that pray tell?" Nabiki swallowed nervously and looked around for the nearest exit.
"I sort of told Ranma to wish that I'd become the, and I quote myself, 'perfect sex slave, slut' for him," Nabiki said, trying not to show any nervousness.
She saw weapons being drawn and some angry glares being directed up toward where Ranma was hiding.
"And well, the genie took it as a wish and..." Nabiki looked down. "Apparently found some art I commissioned online a few months ago in my memory." She swallowed at that, and realized that explanation could be how Kasumi's form was chosen as well. So her eyes scanned and quickly imagined a cat-girl(Shampoo), a bunny-girl(Ukyou), a fox-girl(Akane) and a weasel-girl(Kodachi), she blushed deeply and swallowed again.
"You have hentai art commissioned of yourself?" Ukyou said strangely.
"No," Nabiki said, eyes narrowing and normal attitude in place. "I like furries, and I took a series of photos and commissioned some nice, completely non-hentai art of several people I know, just to amuse myself."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! My daughter's a pervert!!!"
"Oh...kay," Akane said, not believing the non-hentai part.
"Not EVERY furry fan is a pervert you know," Nabiki said tiredly.
"Get to important part!" Shampoo insisted.
"Yes," Kodachi said. "I must agree with the barbarian, what is the meaning of all this." Nabiki started to open her mouth.
"Hey," Akane said. "What about Kasumi?"
"Err," Nabiki said, flinching. "She's my fault too."
"She's your fault?" everybody repeated, all eyes freezing on Nabiki and silence reigning.
"She surprised me at a...delicate moment," Nabiki said. Several more growls. "And I...sort of...sprayed her...so now..."
"She's a skunk-girl too?!!" Akane shrieked.
"No...ummm," Nabiki hesitated. "A squirrel-girl. Anyway. The point of this is as follows. Neither of us want to marry Ranma." There were several sighs of relief. "We just want to stay with him forever." There were several growls. "So whoever does marry Ranma, gets us in the package. That's it...the three of us come together, no splitting us up."
"Oh," Shampoo said, relaxing immediately as her grandmother, who had seen this coming, laughed. "Why not just come out and say it."
"Indeed," Kodachi, who seemed to live in a time period when men had wives and concubines legally. "What is with all of this bother. That is a perfectly understandable requirement. You and your sister shall be very well welcome at my home, Nabiki Tendo."
"She be very welcome at Amazon village," Shampoo retorted.
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