Ranma smirked as he snuck into Alex’s room. He was moving as quietly as he could as to not awaken the sleeping Siberian. Seeing that his fiancée was wrapped up amongst the bed sheets, he snuck closer to the woman until he was right next to her. “Wakey, wakey...” He said as he gently shook her shoulder.
The Siberian Tigress mumbled something sleepily and curled up on herself under her blanket.
Ranma grinned. Perfect. With skill honed over a decade of martial arts, Ranma snuck a little tinkle-ball collar around her neck. He knew as soon as she rolled over, she’d get it ringing.
However, Alex didn’t react at all to being collared. She instead just continued to sleep peacefully.
Shaking his head good-naturedly, Ranma smiled. Gently, he began shaking her shoulder again. “Alee~ex.”
“... Five more minutes...” She mumbled with her eyes closed shut.
Hearing the response he would usually give, Ranma grinned. “Time to wake up, cum-kitten,” He teased as he flicked his finger at the bell, making it jingle.
Slowly, Alex opened her eyes blearily and smiled when she saw Ranma sitting there. “Hi.”
“Morning, cum-kitten. Sleep well?” Ranma asked as he placed his hand atop her head and stroked behind her war gently. “Sorry I wasn’t in last night. I got an unusual proposition.”
Alex yawned and sat up. She froze when she heard the tinkle of a bell. “Ranma... You didn’t.” He'd already tried this once and had given her the most incredible orgasm to date.
Ranma smiled innocently. “Didn;t what? Put a tinkle bell on your neck, or...” He grinned. “Win an all-day underground cage-fight tournament, win a shit-load of cash, AND a got us reservations for two at that nice fancy Italian restaurant you’re always going on about?”
Alex was instantly fully aware. “Ranma!” She shouted in disbelief. “When were you going to tell me about underground fighting!?”
Seeing his wife to be start to bet upset, Ranma chuckled nervously. “It just happened. They needed some filler, and one guy recognized me as a great fighter. Promised me fifty thousand Yen to participate.” He smiled. “I did better than anyone thought I would, PLUS I bet on myself for all rounds.”
The weretigress gave Ranma a critical look. “Will this become common occurrence?”
“Only if you want it to. Otherwise...” Ranma shook his head. “I’m going to try more honest work...” Besides, he’d only gotten one decent fight.
“I... Think it would be best for my peace of mind,” She admitted. “But if you feel like that's what you want to do...”
Ranma shook his head. “Nah. It’s not. Besides...” He grinned. “I won over three times what I did when I made that bet with Akane...” He leaned forward so his face was in front of hers. “And it’s all for you.” He gave her a kiss on the lips.
Alex returned the kiss and smiled at him. “So you want me to start wearing a bell from now on, I take it?”
Ranma smiled. “Not always. The bell is something special...” He grinned. “For when I plan to give you the best orgasms of your life.”
“I wouldn’t mind waking up like this for a long time,” Alex admitted with a blush. Ranma had changed so much.
Looking into his fiancée’s eyes, Ranma smirked. “Then it’s all right if we...” He blushed a little. “Get to screwing like cats in heat?”
Alex raised an eyebrow at the wording. “Did you talk to Urd on your way back?” The goddess had offered Alex sex like never before if she gave Ranma a little something.
Blinking his eyes, Ranma shook his head. “Nah. I haven’t seen Urd since that first time we were at the shrine.” He then slowly grinned. “I’m just thinking of giving you a little more of this...” Ranma then picked up a small plastic bag he had on the floor, filled with green...
...A green that Alex was absolutely addicted to.
Alex’s eyes widened. “Uh... Ranma... I don’t want to go through withdrawal with that again.”
Ranma blinked his eyes. “Withdrawl?”
The Siberian weretigress nodded her head. “Do you know how hard it was to stop eating the stuff the first time around?” Alex asked.
Ranma smirked. “You barely were able to stop long enough to get to taking it like my cum-kitten.”
Slowly, Alex smiled at him. “I have something for you, instead. How does that sound?”
Leaning closer to Alex, Ranma raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And that is?”
Alex smirked and reached for the night table, taking a small glass flask in her hand. “Drink this.”
Ranma blinked his eyes. “And what’s this?”
“Something Urd gave me, saying it would help us have a night of passion like never before,” Alex explained. She didn’t add that it would also increase their chances of having children.
Ranma raised an eyebrow. “And what were you doing over there again?”
Alex blushed in embarrassment. “Well... Bell promised to teach me how to cook.” Left unsaid that she was her only hope. Kasumi’s castle kitchen would be out of commission for awhile.
Ranma smiled. “You want to cook?” He grinned and rubbed the back of his fiancée’s neck. “I appreciate that you want to, Alex-chan...”
At being treated like a pet cat, Alex continued to blush. “It’s just that I want to cook you good meals. I know how much you enjoy eating.”
At hearing his fiancée’s Ranma grinned and leaned forward so he could kiss her.
The Siberian weretigress returned the kiss and smiled. “So what do you say? Do we give that night of passion a shot?”
Ranma smiled. “Ah, what the hell... Worse comes to worse, we just get pleasure on our own.” He grinned and took the flask from her.
Alex fidgeted. “Uh... Ranma? Could I have some breakfast first?”
Ranma grinned. “Sure.” He smirked. “I picked some up for you this morning on my way back to the hangar. It’s in the kitchen.”
“Thanks,” Alex said and kissed him lightly before bouncing out of the room, the bell around her neck tinkling all the way.
Ranma followed Alex, his hand grabbing her bathrobe off the floor. “Not that I mind seeing you in your Victoria’s Secret lingerie, but I think you may want to wear a little more than just that.”
Alex’s laughter was heard from the kitchen. “What? You can’t control yourself when seeing me like this?”
Ranma grinned. “Not very.” He was soon walking into the kitchen to join her. He grinned as he saw her tearing into the McDonald’s bag, Alex eating a hamburger with a vengeance, her legs crossed sensually for the effect of making his mouth go dry.
“Hope you don’t mind the hamburgers,” Ranma said. “It was only a minute after ten when I got in there, and they refused to serve breakfast to me.”
Alex shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t mind. I’m not much into breakfast anyway, never get up early enough for it.”
Ranma grinned. “I should have known, from all the times I’ve had to wait for you to wake up around ten or noon.”
The white weretigress blushed a little in embarrassment at Ranma’s statement. “I just like to sleep. Is that so bad?”
Ranma shook his head. “Of course not. Besides...” He grinned. “I was always told cats were mostly nocturnal creatures.”
Alex laughed at that. She finished her hamburger and took out another. “So what else do you have in mind for today? Aside from that dinner, of course?” She wondered if she had a nice dress she could wear or if she would have to go shopping.
Ranma grinned, hoping she’d ask that question. “Well, before I got home, I’ll admit I DID have four times what I had gotten from Akane.” At Alex’s curious look, he continued. “I went into The Tokyo Tiffany’s and gave them your measurements. You’re going to get a beautiful custom dress made there that we’ll need to go pick up.”
Alex’s eyes widened at that. “Really?”
Ranma’s grin widened. “Really.”
“You shouldn’t spend so much money on me, Ranma,” Alex said feeling a little inadequate. She was a dirty mechanic and pilot, not some princess for Ranma to spoil with jewels and dresses.
...Although she wasn’t going to tell him that! Secretly, she just loved how he adored her. It made her know he loved her so. She just wasn’t sure if she deserved it.
“But I want to,” Ranma said seriously. “Alex-chan, I’ve never had much use for cash. You do.” He smirked. “You might even have enough to get that heap of scrap metal we call a B-25 up and running again.”
“It’ll fly again, Ranma. Mark my words, it’ll fly again.” The werecat finished her second hamburger and looked at him with a smile. “But I’m the one that will make it fly, not some hired mechanic.”
“I know that,” The pigtailed man said. “I’m just saying you can now afford the parts to replace what’s broken beyond repair.” Ranma frowned as he turned to look at said plane. “Which seems to be a lot.”
“I’ve been working on that plane for years. I’ll love the day when it is able to fly again.” Alex smiled and leaned forward, giving Ranma a great view of her cleavage. “Should we get it on now or wait until after dinner?”
Staring down Alex’s cleavage, Ranma smiled brightly. “How about now? I think this time I actually deserve it,” He grinned.
“That you do.” Alex winked. “You even get to pick where you want it.”
Ranma smirked. “You know me, I’m old fashioned.” His grin turned wicked. “In the bedroom. We’re going to put more miles on that mattress!”
“It’s not the mattress that concerns me. I’ve already had to buy new sheets three times in the past month,” Alex said with a smile as she stood up and stretched, her breasts thrusting forward from her chest.
Ranma grinned, his eyes were once again glued to her cleavage.
“Should we go?” The Siberian weretigress asked as she walked out, an added bounce to her steps and her hips moving to the sides invitingly.
Staring at Alex’s shapely posterior, Ranma nodded his head energetically. “Damn right!” He was quickly following after her.
Alex laughed to herself at Ranma’s reactions. She walked into her room and turned to pose for him. She wasn’t into being seductive until she and Ranma became intimate.
Ranma smiled at the sight. “Beautiful,” He said as he clapped his hands in praise. He blinked as he noticed the flask on the nightstand still. “Should I?” He asked, motioning to the crystal item.
Alex smiled. “You did give me that catnip last night.”
Ranma nodded he opened it and prepared to drink. He sniffed it first. “Smells like green gelatin...” He blinked his eyes. “Wait a minute...” Opening the palm of his hand, Ranma tipped the flask. A few little round green and pink-spotted pills came rolling out along with a small slip of paper.
Alex blinked her eyes. She thought it was some kind of liquid. “What does it say?”
Ranma held the paper and read the beautiful inked penmanship, “Passion Pills; guaranteed to spice up your love-life. Warning, not recommended for pregnant women. Do not mix with alcohol, nicotine, or...” Ranma blinked as the last bit was scratched off and then more written in different handwriting in pencil, “And please mix with catnip and take more than one at a time. Three minimum preferred.”
“... That’s weird,” Alex commented.
Ranma shrugged. “Well... What the hey...” He emptied most of the pills back into the bottle, still holding three. Capping the flask, he then put it down before putting the three little pills into his mouth.
He swallowed.
Alex continued to stare at the flask, confused about it. It almost sounded as if those pills were for men and women...
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