And a very odd place it was...
**Option A
The Supreme Commander of the OZ Special Forces looked at his brand new Second in Command.
The second in command looked back.
She was a very beautiful young woman, he did have to admit. Even more then...
And what a beautiful name, too.
"Welcome to OZ, then, Col. Marianna Suzanne Une."
He didn't quite notice Lucrezia Noin choking in the corner of the room.
Well, he tried not to, anyway.
Later that evening, Zechs was looking at his not-quite-girlfriend, who was chortling over her coffee and cake.
"Une is a Mary Sue, a Mary Sue, a Mary Sueeee...."
He'd never understand girls.
" No wonder she almost never uses her first name... or her middle one, for that matter..."
Ever.
**Option B
Col. Neo Roannork, Commander of the Phantom Pain, looked at the black fluffy cat.
The black fluffy cat looked back, golden eyes glowing.
"Just what am I supposed to do with you?"
The cat did not dein to answer, but then, it didn't have to.
"The Boss" - And Lord Djibril was his superior, now, whatever it said the the charts - would go nuclear if anything happened to his meowing thing is his absence. He knew that much about the man, at least.
If he survived whatever it was that was happening at LOGOS HQ now that had been the direct reason of the cat ending up with Phantom Pain in the first place, that is...
Ahh, well, there was no use thinking about that. Cat, cat...did anybody know anything about taking care of cats in the entire ship?
And just what was the thing's name, anyway?
He picked it up then, trying to see under it's little chin.
"Now, now, stop that, I'm just trying to see your collar..."
He blinked, then.
Lr. Garrion Stewert Djibril's Cat?
And a contact number. With a small blue, green and white Blue Cosmos emblem.
Garrion Stewert?
Neo almost choked. Oh, dear, how...unfortunate.
He wouldn't be calling his "Boss" by his given name any time soon, even if the opportunity was offered, that was for sure...
**Option C
Tsukino Usagi, Yuuki Miaka, and Lacus Clyne all looked at each other over a round table.
It was a nice day, not too hot nor too cold, the food was good and the company was lovely. What was not to like?
On a neighboring table, Kira Yamato, Saotome Ranma, and Luffy D Monkey were all stuffing their faces, though Kira seemed to be somewhat in awe at the rate his tablemates were packing the food away...
The place was packing with people, eating, talking and listening to the music. A perfect get-together.
"Say, um, Yamato?"
"...Ah, yes, Saotome-san?"
" - Just what does the Canon Mary Sue / Gary Stu annual convention" mean, anyway?"
**Option D
She had purple hair, and pointed ears, and was the most beautiful girl anybody here had every seen in their lives.
He had dark hair, glittering dark eyes, and was the most handsome man anybody here had ever seen in the world.
They fell for each other instantly, and the world breathed a sigh of relief.
"...See? All that had to be done is to let them see each other..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, alright?"
And there would be peace, for a while.
...Till the next generation arrived, that is...
**Option E
Once upon a time, someplace, somewhere, there was a Mary Sue.
Or maybe a Gary Stu.
Or maybe both. Or more then one each...
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