SNL - Bikini Machine: Usagi's First Kiss [Episode 164183]

by Kestral

She had all the available data.

There were even books on techniques for both humans and those who couldn't afford downloaded subroutines. She also knew the cultural things involved with it. A First Kiss was given quite a significance within the hearts of teenaged girls within Japan, a memorable event that was made both precious and significance. Unlike in Europe or other Western countries, even an indirect kiss was Significant and something to consider carefully. A kiss was NOT just a kiss, though a sigh could quite possibly be just a sigh. Of course, this was Japan - even holding hands wasn't something done casually.

All this flashed through the processors of Usagi Saotome, the Usagi unit owned by Ranma Saotome. Usagi units were the Clumsy Ingenue role, and certainly had their fans and at least as many detractors. One thing that could definitely be said about them though was that once they decided they wanted something - they went after it. Enthusiasm was a standard feature, not competency.

Usagi gently closed the distance, feeling her master's breath on her and trembling inside at it before the lip-to-lip contact commenced. Soft, warm, hesitant - these were all her first impressions as she made that contact.

Hunger, of a different sort than that involving food, swept through her and she pressed further. She was aware of Ranma falling back down, this time with her straddling him. Her hands roamed as she noted he was still quite naked, taking stock of his body and grinding her own body against him.

Then there were hands prying her own away and lifting her up.

She continued making kissing motions briefly before she clicked and reset. "Eh?"

Michiru had ahold of her right arm and her eyes briefly shimmered as she made contact. You might consider giving him a chance to recover and perhaps not rolling around in the mud.

"Eh?" asked Usagi, beginning to realize what she'd just done. "Oh no."

"Oh yes," said Haruka. "He's already skittish enough, don't you think?" She didn't bother to go with soundless communication.

Ami merely helped Ranma along towards the waterfall.

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(Posted Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:13)


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