Love potions - crude things, hardly worth considering. Red strings, koi rods, and the like - more apt to backfire than provide anything useful. No, no, that sort of thing would never do.
Well, they might be amusing at least.
The male form, Inari thought, might be best. The poor couple had enough trouble with everything going on.
Speaking of which, Inari thought to himself, there was a Chinese Amazon tied up and thrown into the "Recyclable Trash" container. Walking past little Azusa, Inari shook his head. This meant, of course, that Akane The Chinese Amazon was probably trying to sneak up on Ranma and ambush him again.
Inari pursed his lips, considering odds. It was really too bad nobody was around to make a bet with as he was pretty sure Ranma would either be in the bath or on the toilet or otherwise in an embarrassing situation. Ah well.
Not to mention that Akane was Sailor Titan, the Senshi Of... Dirt? Well, dirt was actually quite useful. It could be strong or soft, it could get into all sorts of places, it could grow crops and such. It just sounded rather unimpressive.
Though Sailor Titan had never fought Ranma. After all, that was reserved for defending the princess or fighting menaces from beyond. A heavenly gift not to be wasted for petty matters or personal differences.
Inari snapped his fingers. Oh, that was right. Amazon Akane was still trying to give Ranma the Kiss Of Marriage.
There was also Happosai around here somewhere. With a gift from Kali. Still, it would take Happosai awhile before he made his attempt at breaking things off. Probably.
Coming to the shrine and home, Inari raised an eyebrow at what he was seeing. It looked like:
(Posted Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:35)
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