"Suvival Horor; Diggers Style" [Episode 1650]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

"Pee Wee's been playing survival horror video games... Hasn't he?" Penny asked as she was raising her crossbow.

"He's a great fan of Resident Evil." Daishi confirmed.

"AW &$@#! I DO NOT #$@&ING NEED THIS!!!" Lydia complained, as Romeo and Moisha were trying to hold her up.

Staring at Lydia, Brianna complained. "You must like soap, don't you?" Brianna asked, while raising one large plasma rifle in one hand, while craddling her daughter with her other arm.

"Well, I'm not going to let them hurt my niece!" Britanny said, getting into a fighting position as the Lickers started to close the distance between them and the Diggers.

Looking over at Stryyp, Gina said, "Stryyp! If they're like the videogame variants, than they'll go down with a blast of fire!"

Nodding his head, Stryyp then began to concetrate, the Artifact imbedded in the back of his left hand began to glow with a green light.

"Oooooh... Pretty..." Ranma said.

Suddenly, Stryyp lept forward at the 'Lickers'. "FLAME RACKER!!!"

There was then a blast of fire all around, and the Lickers started to writhe on the ground.

"KICK &#$ING ASS UNCLE STRYYP!" Ranma said. She was then treated to having everyone stare at her, then back at Lydia.

"This is all your fault wererat..." Brianna said, a look of anger on her face.

Lydia slapped hersel on the face. "I can't seem to catch a *&#$ing break today..."

"Well, that ninja did, like, break your liegs u' know." Moisha added helpfully, to which Lydia slapped her on the back of the head. "Like, ow..." Moisha whined as she rubbed the back of her head.

• Daishi turned to Britanny. "Now I insist we duel..."

  "WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST!?"

• Daishi turned to Britanny, but was interrupted by another loud explosion and a horrible, inhuman roar.
• Brianna slightly scolded Ranma. "Now honey, don't you dare start speaking like the wererat again. If you continue I'll wash your mouth out with soap."

  "Okay mommy."

• Suddenly, Pee Wee appeared again... And he was mutated into a Tyrant! "Like I said, he's a great fan of Resident Evil."
• There was suddenly an explosion right below their feet, scattering the Diggers all around the room.
• Something else.

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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)

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