GojiRanma: Relatively giant? [Episode 165497]

by Kestral

The movie Godzilla was at least fifty meters tall.

Ranma was maybe four meters in height. Could be a little over it. Possibly five meters if he stretched out instead of bent over. His tail was at least three meters long.

Four meters-and-change maybe. He was taller than the giant panda that he was glowering at.

"GREEEEEEAUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!" said Ranma, rather unhappy with his father.

Pandas typically don't break out into a cold sweat, eyes wide, jaw dropped, looking very very nervous.

Jusenkyo Guides see a lot of things. When he noticed a "Saint Elmo's Fire" effect popping up on the maple-leaf spinal crest on Mister Customer's back, he yelped and fled to his little hut and then proceeded to the underground bunker where he had been known to hide when the Musk came down to use the springs.

It was on seeing a glow beginning in the big lizard's mouth that frozen panic gave way to something else in the mind of one Genma Saotome. Under the tutelage of his Master, Genma had learned that there were times when one fought. There were times when one bowed down and begged for forgiveness. There were times when one threw concerns like diginity to the wind and ran.

Genma turned and RAN, leaping from pole to pole to cliff and trying to get as many obstacles between Ranma and himself as possible. Boy had a temper on him from time to time, and it was best to let it burn out.

Some boy in his way, but Genma lifted him up and threw him backwards towards Ranma. With any luck, the additional confusion would give him a few seconds more lead in escaping the valley.


One minute he was walking along and minding his own business. The next there was a giant panda about to run him over. Then the panda grabbed and threw him, and by the time Ryoga Hibiki could blink he was over the cliff and falling.

FWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Then a PLASMA BEAM went shooting past him, catching one of his sleeves on FIRE?!

"HEY!" yelled Ryoga, "WATCH WHERE you're shooti... GOJIRA JUNIOR?!"

Of all the things he'd expected to see in China, Son Of Gojira was NOT anywhere near the list. Hitting the ground and feeling the mud deform at impact dazed Ryoga, but the feeling of his spreading shirt-fire convinced him to rouse quickly.

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(Posted Sat, 01 Jul 2006 19:48)


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