If Tro-Bal threw in a statue of Gojira and created a Spring Of Gojira, then...
The Guide knew better than to try dating any of the Amazons, Phoenix Mountain birdgirls, or Musk Dynasty girls. If there WERE any Musk girls.
There were, despite that his house was still intact and pretty nice -especially compared to his now devoured hut, cold and lonely nights. He could get a picture of a famous Chinese actress. NO. It wasn't even worth thinking about!
Or... he could get a picture or statue of some handsome hunk. The kind that had to pry women off his buff studly body because they kept trying to take him home. He could set up Spring Of Drowned Stud-boy. NO. Couldn't do that. No. Definitely not.
Well, at least with the water cut off, he could shovel in these holes that were kaiju springs.
burble
The Guide dropped the shovel and ran.
burble blorp!
Things were about to get worse.
(cue: jaws theme)
Genma swam along, beginning to tire as pandas were not meant to swim oceans.
Slowly, rising behind him, two tiny eartips began emerging from the waters.
Genma swallowed and stopped, nervously looking around. She couldn't be HERE could she?
Genma spun around just after the two eartips had vanished beneath another swell.
Genma tried to convince himself it was just his imagination, turning forward again.
The two eartips crested again, lengthening until they were shown to be long thin ears.
Genma began chuckling to himself about his imagination.
The two ears began closing in, leaving a slight wake behind them.
Music climaxes. Screen goes blank.
Scream of pain and anguish.
There had been one problem with Mao Yin's plan. Gojira swam underwater. Which was why she was now on a ship by herself.
There had been several problems with Genma's plan. One being that he was now several miles distant with a rabbit clutching his tail in her sharp teeth.
Gojira turned out to be a very good swimmer. He came out on a beach at Japan.
Looking around, he started inland.
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