“That will be lovely,” Nodoka beamed. “Ranma has been raised a man among men; it’she learned to be a woman among women.”
“I’m not really sure I’m okay with that,” Genma observed, then withered under Nodoka’s glare. “But, then again you have a really sharp –er,– good point.”
“Well I’m quite sure I’m not okay with it,” Ranma decried.
“Then, it’s all settled,” Setsuna pronounced.
“It is not!” Ranma declaired. “There is no way you can make me go to school as a girl! No way, no how. It just isn’t going to happen!”
Ranma entered his new lodging in a state of distress, saw his new roommates in a state of undress, and reacted immediately.
“Yo, new girl, just what is your problem?” asked one when they noticed him.
“I’m a guy!” Ranma insisted with his eyes firmly closed.
“You don’t look like a guy,” Haruka observed with a narrow-eyed leer.
“Clearly he’s a sidhe!” Michiru noted blithely, rolled her eyes, and resumed combing her hair.
“I’ll say she is,” Haruka dead panned, then quickly moved behind her victim. “It’s rather obvious, see?” –Cup, squeeze, bounce, bounce, squeeze–. “See?”
“Yes, yes, I see,” Michiru growled. “You can stop showing them to me now.”
“Yes, you can stop any time now,” a peeved Ranma agreed and struggled to close the kimono’s front. “And I’m still a guy.”
“You sure?” Haruka asked as her hand dropped…
“Do not give the ‘pat pat’ test!” Michiru snapped as she grabbed her roommates wrist. “You never know where he’s been.”
“She really is a guy?” Haruka demanded.
“Could be; he is a sidhe after all,” Michiru repeated.
“Make up your mind,” Haruka fummed. “Is she or isn’t she?”
“I’m half sidhe,” Ranma explained patiently.
“Ohhh, I get it,” Haruka nodded sagely. “You’re what they call a ‘dixie chick’!”
“That’s not the word,” Michiru sighed, “—you’ve really got to stop hanging out with that bimbo— and anyway, no, he isn’t. He’s just a sidhe.”
Haruka pouted. “Now you’re just being silly.”
“No, my mother is a seelie sidhe,” Ranma pointed out. “I’m only half sidhe, see.”
“No I don’t! Look, if you don’t explain…”
“He’s a faerie, okay?”
“Duh! I got that,” Haruka snorted. “That still doesn’t explain these! They’re quite real, you know; I can tell.”
“Would you cut that OUT!”
“For heavens sake, Haruka, do stop gropping the poor boy’s breasts already! Sheesh!”
“What did I ever do to deserve this?” Ranma complained.
“Dunno. Something bad in a previous life?” Michiru suggested half-heartedly.
“Or something good?” Haruka suggested sugestively. “Hmmm… Don’t worry, I don’t bite — much. Now, girl or guy, I think we’re going to have a lot of fun with you.”
“W-whatever do you mean?” a rather nervous Ranma asked.
(Posted Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:22)
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