Soun wasn't exactly safe either.
Sneaking through the yard, he quickly discovered that someone else was present by the simple mechanism of stepping on a sleeper's arm.
"YAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the sleeper, now awake.
"AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Soun, his voice hitting the upper registers.
"YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" screamed Akane, as she startled at the noise.
"RARRRRRRR!" growled Shampoo, her teeth snapping shut as her prey leapt through the window.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" added Akane as teeth latched into her backside.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!" exclaimed Ranma as a wolf and a girl tumbled through the window into the furo.
burble, said Akane on finding her head submerged.
"so this is it, I'm going to die," said Ranma in a moment of fatalism, recognizing the short haircut, wet Chinese dress, and where she was. Not to mention the dazed wolf.
"BLURP!" came an underwater comment as someone realized that her face was mere inches from confirmation that Ranma really was a guy. She reached out to touch the unfamiliar anatomy. Yup. That's what that was all right.
Ranma began praying. He wasn't too familiar with prayer though, so he was using the "now I lay me down to sleep" one he'd heard many years ago.
The sometimes-kitsune found a place out of the way to sit this all out. Really, sometimes you had to let the dust settle and besides anything he could contribute would be superfluous at this point.
In the meantime, however:
(Posted Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:54)
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