"Look at him," Ranma snorted, getting into the oversized pants. "He acts like he likes makin' a spectacle of himself."
"Other than an exhibition of martial arts, the only reason for a street show is for living expenses," Mr. Saotome pronounced. {And probably hypocritically, too.}
"Where's the excitement in just showin' off bodies? Where's the action?" Ranma said, trying to adjust the gi so it wouldn't fall off her slender shoulders.
"Here, let me help you, Ranma," Kasumi offered. "Oh, my!" Not only did the gi come away in her hands, the pants on 'him' fell to the floor behind the pigtail girl's lovely legs.
"Gimme that!" Ranma ordered, whipping around, her big boobs following.
But Kasumi used that trick of hers to keep that, too, away from 'him'. "Oh, my, I didn't intend to do that. I'm sorry." But it happened again, and every time Ranma tried. "I am sorry! I don't know why I'm doing this, Ranma."
"It's the magic in her hands," Mr. Saotome said solemnly. "They're compelling the girl."
The stress of frustration getting to Ranma, 'he' was ready to tackle the girl. But first 'he' had to justify it. "As long as I don't mean to hurt her, it ain't fightin' a girl!"
"Don't you dare go near Kasumi!" Akane commanded, bringing out the second largest mallet Ranma had ever seen in 'his' life. "You heard what Dad said about Kasumi disappearing!" Her wild swing, though, came so close to her sister that Kasumi did automatically place herself (and the gi) out of its reach.
Ranma, meanwhile, had hopped on top of the lowered wooden weapon; the bouncing pigtailed girl, though, made the mistake of landing near the third crazy sister.
"Smile," Nabiki smiled, knowing she was caught, as she snapped yet another photo of the naked celebrity.
"How many pictures have you been takin' of me!?" Ranma demanded, lunging for the camera.
"You leave Nabiki alone, too!" Akane brought her mallet around for another attempt at the boy-minded, naked pervert-girl.
"Ranma doesn't have to leave me alone," Nabiki said, making the camera disappear just out of small fingers, and then catching the heated pigtailed girl in her arms. "After all, Ranma is my fiancé."
(Posted Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:46)
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