"Pervert! See: Your, thing, is already poking out!"
"That ain't a real erection! It's always like that in the mornin'! Ask Pop! Or you dad! I bet theirs do that, too!"
"Okay. You're right. We talked about that last night," Akane the Red forced herself to back down. She then backed away. "After you!" she insisted.
"Girls used to hafta walk several paces behind the guy," Ranma said smugly, his woody wagging out in front of him.
"That's because guys are perverts. Why do you thing girls used to wear obi-s that hid their figures?"
Ranma chuckled to himself as he headed for the stairs. At the moment he was confident that he wouldn't loose the challenge. He hadn't been lying (or the "he" that the wish had saying it) about not ever having had a real erection. It was part of his old man's Warrior's Chastity. He preached about saving his energy for battle. Not that after the hard workouts that were part of his daily life did he really had the energy left to have a hard-on. Besides, I really ain't been interested all that much in girls. And more so when I started becomin' one myself.
"By the way, Akane, you'll know if I lose the challenge, but how will I know when you lose?"
"Pervert! You want me to talk dirty, and go into the graphic details, don't you!? You're a girl, half the time: You figure it out!"
"This is to prove I'm not a pervert, right? I'd prove it, if I knew how a girl showed she was horny!"
"Let the contest judge decide."
"Judge? We have a judge?" Suddenly he blushed. Somebody's going to be starin' and checkin' my...out?
"Of course, Stupid! You can't trust a pervert to be honest."
"Okay...maybe. But who's it gonna be?"
"Oh, my, hel, hello, Ranma," Kasumi blushed at seeing him. But she didn't become very much redder than she already was. She, too, was naked.
(Posted Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:04)
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