[Episode 176940] [Episode 176940]Ranma pulled off his tank top, and dropped his drawers. That was the easy part. "Now, I go out. There's nothing wrong with bein' with no clothes on. Everybody else is: Ha, ha, ha!"
Getting hold of his sudden attack of modesty (something he had been unaware he had until now), he reared back his shoulders and marched towards the still open door.
But not immediately out: It took a couple of attempts to get beyond the threshold. "Come on, feet! I'm a master of martial arts; I'm supposed to have control over the parts of my body." Looking down, he saw how withdrawn his dick was. Geez! I wish I had enough control to make that stand proud.
Once he was moving through the house, he felt like a pervert, breaking into people's houses to flash strangers. He didn't know what they were called, but he was sure there were some like that. Maybe, in this World-After, though, the real pervert would break in dressed in clothes? Man, that sounds just so stupid, it has to be true.
When he neared the stairs, the it got colder. Why do they always gotta leave them stupid garden doors open all a time? How can girls, of all people, stand it!? Oh, yeah: That soap, I guess. Still, how did they stand it Before? They were always wearin' just dresses. His nipples like beads It could be worse. They could be girl's nipples, larger and puffier, he eased his way down the stairs. The feeling grew with each step that he was going to be caught. No: I know they're all naked. They can't be settin' me up...can they?
"Ah, there you are!"
Ranma slammed himself against the stair wall: Caught! "Ryoga?" His rival was totally naked beneath the bandana on his head: And proudly so! His dick stood half-erect, and nearly as big as Ranma's Mine is bigger, ain't it? I don't remember ever seeing it stickin' out when I don't have to piss, though.
"Well, you're going to try to go without clothes, again. Good luck!" Ryoga snickered, and walked down the hall to join the others. Seeing his butt made Ranma wish he hadn't. There ain't nothin' yaoi about that! Ranma insisted to himself. I been to public baths all my life. Yea: That's it, I just gotta think I'm in a mixed hot springs inn!
His discomfort now nearly manageable, he hurried to the common room, trying not to think about what lay ahead.
"Ranma!" Nabiki said with disappointment in her voice Her breasts just shrank some. "You're not weaing clothes."
"Don't worry, he will," Akane said with scorn. "Pervert." Both of the young, trim, and firm sisters displayed their figures in all of their female glory Hey, they are sort a shiny; only Kasumi was missing. Seein' her naked disturbs me the most.
"Ranma, my boy!" I take that back. "I see you're decided to join the human race, as it were." Their father was sitting at the head of the table, with the table hiding whether he was completely naked.
" ' You got any pants?" Ranma blurted out.
"Oh, you are not ready, then? No, I don't have any pants. What do you think I am, a relic of the Cloth Ages? Unlike you and Genma, I've learned to accept nudity."
"Pop ain't naked?" Geez! The one guy I've seen naked all a my life.
"Just because I choose to wear a loincloth, doesn't mean I haven't otherwise embraced nudism in all other aspects." Pop came in from his workout in the garden; he wasn't sweaty, though. He was wearing only a loincloth. He didn't even have a headcloth on, Now that makes him look naked!
"Is there something on my head?" Genma asked, running his hand over his bald pate. Feeling nothing, he nevertheless opened the dispenser hanging around his neck. Taking out a bar of soap, he began to vigorously rub it over his baldness. Don't-cha need water? "Some day, everybody will be bald. After all, hair interferes with receiving the full effect of health soap," he said happily.
"Yes, Genma, we've heard your speach before. But I, and my daughters, aren't ready to go that far, yet."
"I might go bald, if I could count on being near a razor and lather," Ryoga said.
"Hair depillatories have become better, lately," Nabiki suggested. "There are even home recipes available." Then she talked to Ranma, "But I, myself, like a full head of hair. It reminds me of clothes."
"Speaking of clothes...," Ryoga said, placing his hands near Ranma's shoulders, "Why don't you sit down?"
"Ryoga, don't!" Akane warned. "Don't pick on the weak."
Weak!?? Did Akane just call me weak??! Ranma had to sit down.
He sat up. "What is that cushion made of!?!"
"Ranma," Akane said in a belittling way. "It's just one of latexes."
"This one's very life-like, wouldn't you say?" Nabiki said, gyrating her butt around on hers. "Very sensual, once you've heated it up with a little body heat." She looked looked straight at his groin. "Perhaps it will help you get it up."
"You know how hard it is to clean health soap from out of cloth. It does tend to leave a film," Kasumi said as if he should know. She carried the tray in with such ease of grace, Ranma didn't see the slightest jiggle along all of her exposed flesh. "That's why cloth has become so rare."
Seeing that everybody else was sitting on one of those flesh-like cushions, Ranma decided he had to, too. I'm glad they're green, and not skin colored.
As breakfast began, Pop didn't sit beside Ranma. None of them, in fact sat any closer to him than they had to. It was like he was a leper. And the fact that he couldn't bring himself to look at any of them for long, didn't help his mood. It got to where he had to say something to break it. "Why didn't you get me up and spar with me, this mornin'?"
"Spar with you? I haven't spared with you for over three years." Genma said, genuinely surprised that his son had to be reminded.
"What!??"
"See? Ranma has a condition," Ryoga smiled. "He keeps forgetting he's allergic. He wishes so much he were living in the time before health soap, he thinks he has been."
"Will you shut up!" Ranma shoved Ryoga.
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