“...Pimp My Girlfriend!” Came the voice of the announcer over the darkened studio. “With your host, Ryo Saeba!”
The sound of thunderous applause echoed throughout the studio audience as a spotlight shown down upon a man sitting behind a desk with a couch in front of it. The man was somewhere in his mid twenties with short somewhat-wild mullet-styled hair, the man gave the camera a rather cocky smile and a thumbs-up.
“Hello there, dear audience,” the City Hunter said as he sat up behind his desk. “Are you tired of your girlfriends being flat-chested ‘Plain Janes’? Or are they just too ‘sweet’, too ‘innocent’, too ‘hyper’, too ‘prissy’, too ‘prudish’, too ‘temper-mental’, or god forbid, too much like a danged tomboy for her own good?”
Sitting forward, Ryo put his face right up to the camera for emphasis as he shouted, “Well worry NO MORE!” Sitting back in his chair, the suave and debonair man continued, “I, Ryo Saeba, the host of ‘Pimp My Girlfriend’ have decided to make it my solemn duty to help your girlfriend become the sexiest she can be! With our makeovers and training, you’ll be sure to get all the mokkori you could want from her!”
Grinning, Ryo then spoke in tones of respect. “And I’m not alone in this venture. I am not the only one who wishes to help women become all they can be, to become the absolute best women they can be for their men. Let me introduce my associates! First up is a woman who’s not only my co-host to help give us a women’s perspective on things, but also our ‘dress coordinator’, who’ll be helping the girlfriends find the right ‘look’, the right ‘style’ they need to please their men. I give to you... URD MEGAMI!”
There was loud applause as a woman came onto the set. Dark-skinned, platinum-haired, and stacked as could be, her beauty was only accentuated but the tight clothes she wore; black tube-top raising her breasts and black leather mini-skirt that hugged her ass. She walked on black high heeled shoes. The leopard-print shawl over her shoulders swayed lightly with each step as she made her way to the couch facing the audience.
“Hello there, everyone!” Urd shouted to the audience. “It’s great to be here!”
Openly leering at the woman, Ryo was quick to add, “It’s great t have you here!”
Giving the man a seductive grin, the Norn of the Past told him in a saucy voice, “Don’t I know it, baby...” she winked at him.
Grinning quite a bit, Ryo turned back to the cameras and audience. “Allow me to introduce our next member. Our linguist and culture specialist who will teach your girlfriends how to talk the talk, walk the walk, and just be more fun! All the way from Kanagawa Prefecture, I give you Mitsune Konno, THE KITSUNE!”
Again, there was the applause as another woman walked onto the set. This woman was definitely Japanese, although with some noticeable height and noticeably more curved than the regular Japanese woman. She was wearing simple khaki pants and a loose t-shirt with each step she took... each step accentuating that she wasn’t wearing a bra underneath.
Finally, the woman sat down on the couch next to Urd. “Hey, how you all doin’?” She asked the audience as she waved out at them. Again, there was the cheering, causing the woman to smile.
“So how does it feel to be here, Kitsune?” Ryo asked as he looked at the woman... even if his eyes were going a little South.
Smirking, the woman responded, “Hey, it’s good to be here. It’s a paying job and it promises to be a lot of fun.” Hey, she felt she did a good job with Naru and Keitaro, so why not try and spread some love to the world.
Nodding his head, Ryo agreed, “Oh yes! This will be VERY fun!” Turning to the camera again, he spoke up, “And finally, our girls will be treated to a special trainer! One who will help condition girlfriends to proper actions and reactions, help them with diets to maintain beautiful, sexy bodies, teach them how to put their boyfriends before their own personal needs, and help each girlfriend discover their own needs and specialties to staying beautiful... I give you the bouncy kunoichi, MAI SHIRANUI!”
There was hooting and hollering from the audience as a puff of smoke come up from the center of the set. When it dispersed, there stood Mai Shiranui, decked out in a large oversized red kimono decorated with phoenix designs with orange obi, the woman put down her bright red and black parasol as she turned completely to the audience, showing her kimono was done so loose on top, it was almost falling down past her breasts. “Hello, everyone!”
The cheering became near deafening at that point as the woman just let the kimono slide off from her body completely, revealing her usual outfit underneath as she made her way to the last spot on the couch, sandwiching Kitsune between her and Urd.
Ryo was too busy watching the woman before him. His eyes had been following each and every delicious ‘bounce’ of the woman and he’d yet to come back to reality.
Finally, Urd, being the closest, reached over and grabbed onto his shoulder, shaking the City Hunter lightly. “Ryo! Ryo!!”
Blinking his eyes once, twice, the City Hunter shook his head a few times. “Wuh? OH! Eh heh...” he smiled lightly as he looked over at Mai. “Well, Miss Shiranui, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, (and my pants) for joining the cast of ‘Pimp My Girlfriend’!”
Waving it off, Mai told Ryo, “Oh, it was nothing. Really! I needed something to do in the meantime between tournaments and with Andy oh-so busy right now and unable to be there for me as much as I’d like, I decided I could at least share my secrets to steady and happy relationship, even if it means giving up all your hopes and dreams for your boyfriend!”
Nodding his head, Ryo solemnly condoned, “Wise words, Shiranui-san. Wise words...”
Both Urd and Kitsune seemed to be in agreement with this as they gave firm nods of their heads. It was the whole point of being in a relationship. After all, it was great to have a boyfriend who’d be there for you and all, but in order for that to even have a chance of happening, you had to be able to keep him happy and satisfied first.
“Anyway,” Ryo spoke up, trying to get things back on track. “With us as the crew of ‘Pimp My Girlfriend’, we guarantee that we WILL be able to make your girlfriend into the woman you always knew she could be. And to prove that we can, allow me to bring out our first contestant!”
Kitsune raised an eyebrow. “We have a girlfriend to work on already?”
Grinning widely, Ryo said, “Of course! Just us introducing ourselves isn’t enough to fill out an hour time-slot on television, despite how much personality we have!” He turned to the camera with that same shit-eating grin. “Which is why we had talents scouts out ahead of time searching ahead of time for women who could use the help of the crew of...” he grinned and looked at the three women on the cough.
“PIMP MY GIRLFRIEND!” Screamed out the megami, kunoichi, and freelance writer in unison.
“Damn straight!” The City Hunter shouted. “Now the first women scheduled to become a mokkori dream is...”
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