"I'm WET because Nabiki threw a glass of water on me-e!" Ranma whined. "I'm a girl, ain't I?"
"You change when your upper body becomes wet," Nabiki said matter-of-factly.
"Uh, uh! No! It can also happen when I sit in something wet!" She stomped, and set everything jiggling.
"Not always. There are too many factors to go into, now. Anyway, I splashed your upper chest. And that's nearly dried off of you. ...Yet you're still "wet"."
"She's right, I'm afraid," Kasumi said, her big browns looking straight at 'his' slit. "This hasn't the smell of water."
"Ha! Smell it, Ranma! The first time you're aware of what "piss-fishy" is, and it's YOURS!" triumphed Akane. It made her nipples hard and her breasts larger with excitement.
"It, don't, COUNT! I ain't feelin' horny at all! No way; not at all; just the opposite: I wanna puke!" And 'his' boobs dangled over the floor as 'he' made as if 'he' might.
"Kasumi? You're the judge," Nabiki said.
"Oh, my! This is awkward. Uh, well, Ranma, what would you say if, if..." she glance towards her little sister, silently pleading for forgiveness, "...if you caught Akane, uh, leaking as you are?"
"I'd ask if she were HORNY!" It seemed so obvious to 'him'.
"Like HELL you would!" Akane said. "There's nothing you'll accept, if it means you lose."
"She's right, you know," Nabiki said.
"Oh, my," Kasumi sighed in a way that indicated that she, too, thought that way of the martial artist.
Ranma pulled her hair; "It ain't FAIR!"
While 'he' paced waiting for Kasumi to get the marking pen, Ranma came too close to Akane. "-Hey!! Get your fingers away from there!"
"I want you to smell yourself: Slut!"
"You touch mine, and I'll touch yours," 'he' warned.
"That would be fair," Nabiki said.
"And I AIN'T a slut, Akane! If you're gonna call me names, just leave it at Pervert!"
"That's right, Akane. I'd say somebody repulsed by the idea girl/guy sex can't be called a "slut"."
"Hey! I'm not like that, either! That's okay: As long as I'm the guy!!"
"I'm ready, now," Kasumi said, having looked for an opening in the "discussion".
As the pigtailed girl was given her first black mark, Nabiki said to Akane, "You know, Sis, I'm beginning to think you're wrong about sex being dirty. Not when jizz smells like ammonia," she grinned. Akane's reaction was priceless.
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