"You wanted to talk to me, Your Highness?" Minako asked as she stood in front of her queen's bed.
"Yes... There's something I want to offer you..." She coughed. "Well then... Sailor Ex-Venus... Will you help me get out of this madhouse if I promise you to give you your transformation pen back?"
Sparkling eyes and a wide grin.
SMOOCH! SMOOCH SMOOCH!
"Hahahahah... stop it, Mina-chan... stop, don't kiss my feet! Hahahaha... That tickles!"
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"How are we going to do this, Your Highness?" Minako asked.
"Stop calling me that, it's annoying," Usagi grumbled. "After all, I'm not much of a queen OR a general in those pajamas... Well, about our plan... I'll just hide within this laundry bag, and you'll cover me with some dirty laundry and carry me outside."
"Cover you? With those stinky rags?" Minako asked in a disbelieving voice. "Are you sure?"
"A queen never makes jokes," Usagi replied impatiently, while climbing into the bag. "Now, will you cover me already?"
"Okay... you asked for it!" And Minako put down the smelly, stinky and foul laundry on top of Usagi's head.
GASP! CHOKE! WHEEZE! "Take... them... away! TAKE THEM AWAY!"
Minako took the dirty laundry and Usagi's head shot out of the bag, gasping for fresh air.
"Hmmm... looks like this is a little too smelly..." Minako pondered.
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After settling down again, Usagi climbed back into the bag. "Well, military laundry obviously isn't practical for our needs... you just have to carry me like this."
"Okay, I can try... but you look pretty heavy!"
"I'm not that heavy," Usagi assured her ex-Senshi. "Now carry me out of here, and remember: Whatever happens, just act as if I would be just a sack of dirty laundry. Got it?"
"Um, I'll do my very best..."
Usagi pulled back her head and Minako closed the sack. Then she forcefully yanked the bag upwards and hurled it through the tent, and right out of the exit.
A sharp cry of pain came out of the bag as it fell down on the hard ground.
"Miiiinaaaakoooo, have you lost your mind? (whimper) Could you be a little more careful?"
"But... you told me to act like you would be dirty laundry, right? By the way... would you prefer some fabric softener before I put you into the washing machine?"
Usagi groaned.
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After promising that she would be more careful when carrying Usagi, Minako put the heavy sack (together with the queen) over her shoulder. She just wanted to walk away... when suddenly, Sailor Uranus appeared.
"Hey, Minako! Where are you going with that bag?"
Minako grinned nervously. "Oh, just to the laundry, Haruka... the queen's in there... Uh, I mean, her dirty clothes..."
Haruka frowned. "What? Does she believe we're a grand hotel and wash her clothes?" She grabbed the bag with one hand.
She gave Minako a smirk. "It's much easier if we just knock the dirt out of it!"
And she heavily swung the bag around... and smacked it onto the ground.
"And then we KICK it... and KICK it... and KICK IT!!"
Minako winced every time Uranus kicked the bag with her hard boots.
Uranus grinned. "There, that should be sufficient... Now wasn't that easy? Come back to me if you have another problem like this..." And she left.
Minako approached the bag and knelt down. Weak whimpering came from its inside.
"Your High... I mean, Usagi-chan... are you still alive? Are you fine, according to the circumstances?"
Minako had to listen very closely to make out Usagi's weak voice:
"Bring me... back to the sick bay... (groan)"
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(Posted Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:12)
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