Ranma was going to pull hot (scalding would’ve been better) water out of tub but saw that the bath pail already had water in it. Oh, YEAH! This is what triggered this whole I-Ain’t-a-Pervert challenge! I came in on Akane while she was dressin’-I didn’t even see her naked nor nothing!-and she had a ask, in that annoying way she gets, “If you’re here for the hot water, why do you first soak yourself with cold? Use hot shower water.” She knows the answer to that!!
“Well, it’d be fittin’ fer it to be put put to GOOD use, now! ‘He’ told ‘himself’, plopping ‘his’ bare, bubble butt on the plastic bath stool. I just have to make it stronger-EXTRA-strong!
"What are you doing that for??" asked Nabiki, hovering directly behind her, so close she could feel 'his' body heat against her dangling breasts.
"What does it look like!?” While she was already scrubbing herself with the brush she had dunked, she squeezed half a bottle of shampoo into the pail, some conditioner, tooth paste, hand soap, an after shave lotion, an exfoliate, and even a depilatory, dipping the brush in again every time 'he' threw a dispenser away. Only then did 'he' drop the brush and pick up the bar of soap, working it into a lather over 'his' pop's pumice stone half under the chemically glopped water.
"If you're going to get this nuts by what just happened out there, you're going to be insane it when a guy does fuck you."
"AAA!" At the filthy word, the pigtailed girl added in the closest thing on the shower ledge, bath salts.
"You know, Ranma, I've heard of people who’ve felt so unclean they actually bathed in ammonia."
"Don't say AMMONIA to me!" the redhead threatened the burr in her firm butt with the scrubber 'he' had picked up to use yet again.
"What's going on, Akane?" Kasumi asked, entering the laundry room (with a bag of sanitary napkins) where her littlest sister had been witnessing most of what had been going on.
"Nabiki's trying to cause Ranma another personal foul, I think."
"Whose side are you on?" Nabiki called back from the next room.
"Oh, I'm so upset, I can't feel straight," she said, rubbing her temples while her arms pressed her nearly C cups together into a cleavage.
"Neither you nor Ranma seem ready to become, uh, aroused. Perhaps we should take a break so you can all calm down...before you become excited."
“Ranma’s already excited. Look at his chest and neck: A rash-like redness! Look at the size of his boobies and nipples!”
"Keep your hands off of my boobs and nipples: That's a foul!"
“Nabiki, Ranma's are that way because of what the idiot is scrubbing into them!” Akane said.
“Is it?” She challenged, reaching over, trying to pry open the martial artist’s smooth thighs. “I bet you can make him screaming horn toad with a little push.”
“Hey! Don’t push!”
“No, I’ve got a headache. You do it, Nabiki.”
(Posted Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:43)
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