2B Real: Karaoke [Episode 177729]

by Kestral

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride,
I'm wanted, dead or alive.
Wanted. Dead or Alive.

"Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days,
And the people I meet, always go their separate ways,
Sometimes you tell the day,
By the bottle that you drink,
And times when you're alone, all you do is think."

Bean Bandit singing Bon Jovi's "Dead Or Alive" was one of those. It fit him, strangely enough.

Some just did NOT fit.

"I walk warily down the street,
with the brim turned way down low,
ain't no sound but the sound of my feet,
machine gun ready to go,
Are you ready, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip,
to the sound of the beat. Yeahhhhh

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone,
And another one bites the dust."

Sailor Venus just did NOT sound right singing Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust."

"On the day he was born
The nurses all gathered 'round,
and they gazed in wide wonder,
at the joy they had found,
the head nurse spoke up
said 'leave this one alone'
she could tell right away,
he was bad to the bone."

Though maybe Jaten singing this about Sesshomaru was sort of "iffy".

"Ch-ch-changes," sang Ranma Saotome, girl form. "Stay the same. Changes."

Some were fairly predictable.

"Dude looks like a lady," sang Ryoga.

Some had fights break out immediately, though those were brief due to some individuals playing "crowd control".

With a few extra bruises, a redhaired pigtailed girl got up on stage.

"...and the big bad world doesn't owe you a thing,
GET OVER IT! GET OVER IT!
All this bitchin', moanin', and throwin' a fit,
GET OVER IT!"

With another fight breaking out right away.

The situation couldn't last, of course. It began deteriorating when:

• Mamoru Chiba began singing "You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman."
• Lupin III begins singing "Take The Money And Run"
• Rei Ayanami began singing "Don't You Know It's The Eve Of Destruction?"
• something else

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(Posted Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:26)

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