Ranma still didn't understand what the pregnant teacher meant by pre-milk. But her body did. She had to hurry as fast as she possibly could without shitting in her pants. The battle energy that Miss Hinako absorbed had been concentrated into the "better-than-milk" liquid that her breasts were leaking. But one of colostrum's main duties was to FORCE diarrhea in a newborn! And, now, in a certain pigtailed girl!
The first restroom door she got to was the guys'. Ranma was a "guy", but more than that, she just didn't care if no one thought she wasn't one: She had to GO! Go BAD!
A naked guy was just leaving a stall. He found out just how naked he was. She took one hand off of her butt, and hauled his ass out by his "handle", or, as he called it, his dick.
Ranma went and went, until she didn't have anything more to give. And still she felt like she had to give more. She was in the stall all during that class period.
"Aw, man...My butthole is majorly sore," she groaned, daring to open the stall door, at last. Outside she saw the room full of guys doing their business between classes. "What're you lookin' at!?" she challenged them.
The guys' can was quickly emptied.
But they had been the only things keeping out: "Okay, Soap Brigade, into the guys' room: Charge!"
Inside, however, the crowd of girls couldn't find the infamous clothed pervert girl. She had, seemingly, suddenly, disappeared like a magician into thin air.
Ranma had disappeared like a magician, alright, by using misdirection. Knowing they were expecting to see their nemesis clothes, the martial artist had used her speed to strip herself as naked as everybody else. Hiding her clothes in a janitor's bucket, she had ducked down low beside the door. While everybody was looking for her to be hiding in a stall, she had merely stood up and joined the throng. She became just another naked girl, lost in the crowd of naked girls.
There was just one problem that made her stand out. "Hey, your brownie hole is red. Its like a strawberry," she said to the redhead. Then the girl began studying her. "You know...you look familiar."
"Oh! Oh! It's Ranma!" Ranma cried. "He's escaped! Go get him!" Now the pigtailed girl joined the mass of naked boobs and buttocks on their way out.
"Ha, ha!" Ranma laughed outside of the main school building, swing her bucket of clothes around. "Dispite loosing everything I had in my gut, I still feel full of energy: Battle Aura Energy! Man, that stuff from Miss Hinako's boobs must be Supermilk! I can't just let them make me a guy again, yet: I'm so charged up I just GOTTA tease! -Ow! My butt is still sore. Yep, I don't wanna be sittin'."
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