Little Ranma peered down into the pit his father had dug. "What are we doin', Pops?"
Genma Saotome proudly smiled at his son. "Today, my boy, I'll teach you an unbeatable martial arts technique, one that turns you into the most powerful fighter throughout Hyrule... no one will ever be able to stop you!"
The pig-tailed boy got excited. "Yay! I'm gonna be the bestest martial artist in the world! What shall I do?"
"First, we get you into this pit..." Just grabbing his boy, Genma threw Ranma down into the hole he just dug.
Innocently, Ranma didn't suspect anything suspicious. He rubbed his bottom, looked up and asked: "What now, Pops?"
"Just you wait, Ranma..." Ranma couldn't see what his father was doing, but he heard him rummaging around, and some strange squawks.
Then he let out a yelp of surprise, as an avalanche of white feathers, pointy beaks and sharp talons came down on him. He scuttled over into the corner of the pit and waited until his father had finished pouring all of the Cuccos out of the sack, into the pit.
Ranma grimaced nervously as he noticed how displeased the Cuccos were, and he gulped as the white-feathered chickens looked at him.
"Um... Pops?"
"Don't worry, my son!" Genma shouted from above. "It's all in this book I managed to acquire... This method will teach you the Cucco-Ken, an unstoppable technique." He smiled and picked up some rocks from the ground. "Just one thing to do..."
He aimed carefully, and then threw the rocks down at the chickens, one after another.
The Cuccos bawked angrily as the rocks hit them, and they furiously flapped around the narrow pit, hacking and scratching all the while. Ranma desperately tried staying out of reach, but it was no use, and very soon a large number of scratches and bruises covered his body.
Genma nodded. "Soon it's done... only one left..." And he smacked his final stone at the biggest chicken down there.
Glowing with fury, that Cucco opened its beak and let out a mighty: "COOOOCK-A-DOOODLE-DOOOOO!"
Ranma paled as he recognized the dreaded war cry of all Cuccos: The Cry for Help!
And then, in the distance, one could hear something that sounded like an upcoming storm, but much closer.
"Pops...?"
Ranma looked upward... and the sun seemed to disappear under the enormous flock of Cuccos that descended onto him like an army of demons right out of hell!
And when that angry horde came down of him... his world turned into a chaotic vortex of pain!
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