Ranma's dream shifted...
She was a scrawny, little kid who looked like a boy in shorts, with an X-shaped scar on a cheek. She was bond by rope and cowering in what remained of aforrest cottage's interior; the result of a spell she had tried that had gone terribly wrong. "You rotten, little brat!" an old sorcerer screamed at her, his long, white beard singed. "You're going to repent for what you did today!"
"Oh, sorry, Master. Please don't be angry?" she tried to charm her way out of her peril, knowing it would have helped if she were cuter.
"Silence! Prepare for your punishment: Now!" He pointed a finger at her.
"Eeee! NO! Plee-ase!!
"This is for your poetic justice for a rat like you! Ha, ha, ha!" And the mad mage loomed larger, ever larger over her-
Ranma woke up feeling like a cold knife had gone through her. "The same old dream. How dare that miserable, old fart cast a curse like that on me! Grrr!" She knew she wouldn't be able to go back to sleep. She swung her very slender legs out of the covers and over the edge of the bed. She was wearing nothing but a tee shirt over her generous boobs, and matching shorts. "As soon as I get my hands on the Ultimate Power, I'll dig up that reprehensible, old fossil and teach him what a curse really is!!" She knew, after her time with the sorceress Rasha and her swordsman companion Miguell (and that scummy traveling merchant Galuff and his dog Gill) that to get it, she had to collect and combine a Proof of Royalty angel orb, a Spirit Sword, and a Mirror of Truth. "Damn!! I refuse to believe there's isn't more 'n one of each in this whole, big, cruddy world!"
"Ihrie?"
It was then she noticed the smell. There was a distinct stink of cat mixed with it.
"Ihrie, are you having bad dreams again?" the high-pitched voice asked.
Ihrie turned her head. But Ranma saw the cat-like, blond, young wiggan's hand reach out for her. She panicked.
"I call upon the infanite spirts to protect me from this C, C, CAT!"
"Ihrie? The spirits won't harm me. I'm their FRIEND!" Fam's grin left her though, as Ihrie disappeared before her eyes. She looked over the side of the bed.
Ihrie/Ranma saw a monstrous cat-like face looking down at her, a mouse. "How can I be a swordswoman, when I'm this size!? -Bastard Master! I could be the best sorcerer in the world, if I can't when THIS always happens when I use magic!!"
"Oh, that reminds me," said Fam. "I'm hungry."
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