No one knows how this universe came into existance... but one can hardly doubt that it DOES exist.
Perhaps it was just the result of a messed up wish, made by a nerdy boy with a strange fetish... we'll probably never know...
The truth is, this entire world was solely populated by cute and beautiful females.
Interestingly, while every single one of those beings had the body structure of an attractive human female (or cute, in the case of the children), only very few pure humans existed in that world. Most of those girls and women were sharing traits with many different animals, or even with inanimate objects.
So, while one half looked pretty much like a furry fan's dream come true, the other half consisted out of attractive, but somehow strangely unreal-looking, moving objects that still looked like girls.
That meant, if someone from a different universe would visit this world, he would meet cute catgirls and fox-ladies, but also vehicles in the shape of beautiful ladies, or humanoid rock- or plant-girls.
And just how was reproduction possible in such a world?
Ask a resident, and she would tell you: "Why, the babies are delivered by the stork, of course..."
Now this story will follow the adventures of two members of the animal society within this world, two girls that could be considered friends, but at the same time, would quite often state that they'd like to watch the other one dropping out of a flying airplane... without a parachute!
But at first, let's take a look into the home of one of the very few ladies that at a first glance, looks completely like a normal human...
But in truth, she was the most terrible sorceress that had ever lived. She ruled over her island nation with her horrible magic, thus it got known simply as 'Isle O'Hags'.
Now we shall take a look into the lair of the ruthless, flat-chested...
SLAP! "WHO'S FLAT-CHESTED??"
Um, I mean... Into the lair of the cute, incredibly skilled sorceress called Lina Inverse...
"Better."
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Lina Inverse, ex-Bandit Killer, Spooker of Dragons and Enemy of All Who Live (true, true) stood atop a wooden platform in the middle of her magic laboratory and stared deeply into the green, bubbling depths of her loyal cauldron...
"Cauldron, cauldron, in my shack...
Who's the one with the biggest rack?"
The humanoid (and cute) cauldron named Amelia sighed, as Lina stared into the magic stew that was boiling within her otherwise hollow metal head (don't ask me where her brain is situated).
"You know, that's not quite articulate, Lina," she pointed out. "This is no shack, this is a massive keep..."
"I know that!" the evil sorceress snapped. "But my incantation has to rhyme, otherwise I wouldn't sound like a badass evil witch, right? Now tell me already: Who has the biggest pair of boobs in this land?"
"Okay, okay..." Amelia grumbled, shaking her head dangerously (the stew almost leaked out). "Lemme see..."
Lina stared into the green stew, while images of various, humanoid creatures appeared before her eyes, everyone with a bigger rack than the previous.
"This one?" she asked and stared down at the image of a girl with a feathery pigtail. She shook her head. "Naw, she's too short... I want a girl that's tall, cute, beautiful AND has a massive rack!"
"Okay, let's try this again..." the cauldron grumbled and again switched through her program of big breasts. "Here, how about that one?"
Lina looked... and grinned. "Perfect! She will be my candidate! Now you'll be a good lil' cauldron and wait until I come back... I have a girl to kidnap. Bwahahahahah..."
She tried her 'evil laugh', but it didn't sound too impressive.
Amelia sweat-dropped. "You know... I believe you should ask Naga how to do that correctly..."
"Shut up!" Lina yelled. "I don't want to hear any tips from you. You can be lucky that I only turned you into a cauldron... Pray that some day, you don't end up as poor ol' Gourry... Teeheehee..."
She grabbed her broom and walked towards the window.
"Up, up and away!" she shouted, after climbing aboard her trusty broom.
Amelia closed her eyes and mentally looked at the image of the girl Lina had seen within the stew.
"If only she knows what's in store for her..." she sighed. "Poor girl... poor Kasumi..."
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At the same time, a cheerful and polite bear-girl called Kasumi Tendo walked through the beautiful landscape of Spiral Mountain, not aware of the horrors the evil sorceress had in store for her...
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