Slowly, a purple-haired head leaned into the screen. Bashfully, the young Sailor Senshi of Saturn walked on stage and cleared her throat.
"A... hem... ahem..."
She giggled and grasped her glaive shyly.
"Um... as I won't appear for some time within the main story, our dear author Shritistrang allowed me to do a little performance..."
Applause. She blushed and bowed. "Thank you! Well, because I don't know if I can dance or sing very good, I asked Michiru-mama what I could do... and so she suggested that I could recite a little poem I wrote.
Um... I hope I did well and you all like it."
More applause. Another bow.
Hotaru cleared her throat.
Then she started:
"There once was a painter, they call him Tenchi.
And he loved to draw cute Senshi.
Once, he decided to paint some woods.
And when he was finished, he said: "Looking goods!"
But those woods were too empty, decided Tenchi.
Thus, he painted five cute Senshi.
But those Senshi weren't playing nice.
They loved to argue like cats and mice.
In the end, they bit and hit each other.
So Tenchi groaned and said: "Oh brother..."
When they didn't stop, his patience was lack.
So he yelled: "Go away! And never come back!"
Whereon they really started to perk.
And together they yelled: "You stupid jerk!"
Now he got really mad, our Tenchi.
And he decided to do something against those Senshi.
So he painted a giant, wild boar.
As big as they've never seen before.
Seeing that beast, they started to worry.
And they shouted: "We're sorry! We're sorry!"
Until their little friend Mars started to growl.
"Tonight, we're gonna eat pork, out of a bowl!"
And her friend Jupiter agreed with a nod.
"This thing's rampage is gonna stop."
Shouting 'Fire Soul' and 'Supreme Thunder',
The poor little boar quickly went down under.
He saw how they worked together, our Tenchi.
He smiled and said: "You’re good little Senshi!"
The next morning, Tenchi awoke with a gasp.
But reality was somehow hard to grasp.
Has everything just been a dream?
He shrugged his shoulders... so it may seem.
But his painting was burnt to a crisp.
He shook his head, his mind in a mist.
"How could that happen?" He sat down on the ground.
But the answer to that question could never be found.
"Nevermore..." silently swore Tenchi.
"Nevermore will I paint any Senshi..."
Hotaru bowed.
Thunderous applause.
"Thank you so much!" She smiled. "And now, I hope you all come again tomorrow... because at that time, our main story will continue!
Please come again!"
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